Okay, David and Peter are both friends of mine. I was lucky enough to train with them and become good friends. But I gotta tell you that Peter is funny as hell. I receive emails from Peter as I am sure some of you also receive. But, I want to share some of them with you. So for now on when I get one I will post it here for everyone to read. Be prepared. Go get a bottle of Tequlia or smoke some pot cause I am sure it will reduce the impact these messages will have on you. I am simply cutting and pasting direct from from email so I am not going to bother to reformat or correct anything. It is exactly how I get them. Now enjoy or pull your hair out.
my 1 & ONLY ORDERS ON THE OIL ILL THE OIL KILL THE OIL SP-ILL!! I HAVE HAD MY MORE THAN ANY ILL FILL! ITS OVER! FROM ROVER!
HERE we are! the one and only star of all stars!
and all of my ugly! smugly! fugly! child-sin! None of you children in my eyes! your farthest fathers eyes! all of you more than any liar-liars! your hearts are on fire talk-king on the telephone wire! about me the one and only sire! who is caught in all of your more than any oil and the foil and the spoil of the planet mire! and so all of you true blue and not true blue are finally up in harms or is it arms!? about this oil i''ll or is it oil kill!? or is it the biggest oil bill ever! OR OIL SP-ILL EVER! how un clever an endeavor! and now wow kapow you can understand why i the ONE AND ONLY DEMANDER AND COMMANDER HAD TO COME DOWN HERE! OR IS it down there in the un dear and un clear! LIKE NEVER EVER BEFORE! ME THE ONE AND ONLY FOREVER MORE! that none of you adore because of the skin that i just jump in peter sweeter palpin! AND SWEETER PETER THINKS ITS MORE THAN ANY WAR! AND MORE THAN ANY CHORE TO SCARE THE LIGHT INTO any of you! he thinks there is not one of you true blue! not even oprah! e11en! letter-men! regis! or any girls at the view! HE THINKS YOU ALL STINK! AND CLINK IN THE DIRT-E-IST SINK EVER! NONE OF YOU LOVE THE ONE AND ONLY CLEVER LEVER! NOT EVEN BARAK OBAMA!! HE SWEET-E PETE-E THINKS YOU ARE ALL JUST AS BAD, MAD AND SADDER THAN ANY SAD AS OHH-SAMM-AA!! SIN-SAD-SIN!! HE THINKS THERE IS NOT EVEN ONE PER-SIN! IN OTHER WORDS NO PER-SUNS! IN HIS MORE THAN ANY HUMBLE OPION! NO ONE EXCEPT HIS VERY OWN TWIN BROTHER THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTED IN GOD HERE IN THIS MODERN DAY! LIKE NO OTHER DAY IN HISTORY AND HER-STORY! THATS SWEET-E PETE-E'S STORY OF ALL OF YOU NOT TRUE BLUE! MORE THAN ANY GOAR-EY! EVEN ALL GORE- HE SWEET-E PETE-E THINKS HE'S JUST SOME PHONEY BALONEY! WHO NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT THE MIRTH AND REBIRTH OF MOTHER EARTH! OR HE WOULD HAVE LOVE-TACTED US FOR SURE! ME THE ONE AND ONLY PURE! AND HIM SWEETER PETER PALPIN! JUST THE SKIN THAT I JUSST JUMP IN!
AND SO HE THINKS FOR SURE!!! NO ONE WANTS TO TALK WITH ME OR WALK WITH ME THRU SWEET-E PETE-E!ONLY HIS OWN TWIN BROTHER LIKE NO OTHER! AND DANA NUGENT ONE OF MY FAVORITE STUDENTS! MORE THAN PRUDENT! AND IF ANY BODY SHOULD BE JEALOUS OF HE SWEET-E PETE-E! SHOULD-NT IT BE HE! DAVIE!!?? BUT YOU SEE IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN EASY LIKE A GAME OF PARCHEESE-E FOR THOSE TWO TRUE BLUE ATILLA THE HUNS OMMM SPUN TO ALWAYS IN EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY LIFE TIME HIT A MORE THAN ANY OMM RUN! WITH ME THE ONE AND ONLY!!! SO THEY BOTH SHINE LIKE THE SUN WITH ME THE ONE AND ONLY! AND THEY ARE BOTH MORE THAN ANY HAPPY AND SNAPPY AND MORE THAN ANY RAPPY BECAUSE THEIR MORE THAN ANY PAPPY HAS COME TO SAVE THE DAY! THE ONE AND OWN--LAY! SO THEY CAN FINALLY GET THEIR MORE THAN ANY JUST DO! FO SHOE! AND GET THE BY FAR BIGGEST LAST LAUGH EVER! HOW CLEVER OF ME THE ONE AND ONLY CLEVER LEVER! OF US-SING THE TWO MOST HATED PEOPLE NOT CREEPLES IN THE HISTORY AND HER-STORY OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN UN HOLY WOOD, LOST ANGELES AND NEW YORK CITY OF SHITY NON WITTY AND MORE THAN ANY PIT-E! AND THE MOST HATED IN WEST UN HEART FORD DONT WANT TO DRIVE A FORD UNLESS I CAN AFFORD NOT TO UN ED A KIT CON ED-A-KIT CON=NECT-TI-CUT! AND AT THE UNIVERSE-SHITY OF MORE THAN ANY NON-WITTY AND MORE THAN ANY PIT-T RHODE CRIME LAND RHODE SLIME LAND! UR-LIE NOT URI! AND IN NARAGAN-SHIT RHODE CRIME LAND RHODE SLIME LAND! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IN PROV-A-DENCE RHODE CRIME LAND! RHODE SLIME LAND! ESPECIALLY ALL THOSE AT CHANNEL TEN NEWS! WHO STILL REFUSE ALL OF THIS GRANDER THAN ANY GRAND NEWS! AND WHO CON-STINT-LEY CALL THE PO-LICE THE PO-NOT-NICE ON THE SKIN OF SWEETER PETER PALPIN FOR HARASS-KING PHONE CALLS! WHEN THEY ARE ALL FROM ME THRU HE! SO JUST FLABLAGINE WHO MUCH GOD HATES ALL OF THEM! PETER SWEETER CAN'T FLABLAGINE BEING HATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY CREATOR WITH OUT DEBAT-TOR! AND EVERY DAY HE SAYS , "DAD FOR SURE YOU ARE THE ONE AND ONLY MORE IMMATURE THAN ME AND DAV-EE! AND THAT MUST REALLY CUT THE DIRTY ROTT-SINS THROATS THAT GLOAT WITH MORE THAN ANY COTTON! AND ALL THOSE THAT GLOAT WITH MORE THAN ANY FILTH! IT MUST CUT THEIR DIRTY ROTTEN THROATS THAT CON-STINT-LY GLOAT WITH MILK AND SILK! HELL LOW HOW ARE YOU!
AND MORE THAN ANy obviously! me the one and only
God all mighty! is hear in the undear and un cear! to clear all of this more than any coar-rupt up! and all of you are finally erupting and erupting! not just about the one and only king of all kings thru the skin of sweeter peter palpin! but also about this huger than any huge oil spill oil kill more than any oil bill ever! how un clever! as i said a moment ago like barney and fred! and so why do you all seem to regret this non kiss of bliss! ? in other words tell me thru sweet-e pete-e!!!!!!!! what is the difference between throwing tens of thousands of crud or is it rude oil into the ocean every single soul-i-tary day for the last two months! or throwing hundreds of thousands of crud rude oil into the sky every single soul-i-tary day for the last few hundred years! or is it last couple hundred years? or is it the past 100 years! which problem is worse in all of your opinons? 60,000 gallons a day into the ocean water that you can't drink! but now wow kapow you can use a ink! or HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CRUDE OIL INTO THE ONCE UPON A TIME NON POLLUTED SKY! EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY DAY FOR THAT PAST HUNDRED YEARS!? BUT HERE IS THE GODS HONEST TRUTH! ONCE IN THE AIR! THEN IT GOES INTO THE S-OIL AND SPOILS THE SOIL! AND SOILS THE SOIL! ALL BRAND SPANK-SIN NEW META-E11EVENS SENT FROM HEAVEN! ALL IN REAL TIME LINE AFTER LINE! FROM THE ONE AND ONLY SUBLIME THE ONE AND ONLY DIVINE! AND IT ALSO GOES INTO ALL OF YOUR WATER! NOT JUST THE OCEAN! THAT WORSE THAN ANY CHEMICAL POTION! THE POTION OR IS IT A LOTION YOU ALL THINK PETER SWEETER USED AND EVEN ABUSED TO GET YOUNGER AND YOUNGER UNLIKE FELIX UNGER! THAT WAS NOT FROM THE ONE AND ONLY MORE THAN ANY THUNDER NOT FROM DOWN UNDER BUT DOWN OVER! YOU KNOW THE ONE AND ONLY INVISIBLE ROVER! BUT YOU SEE WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON!? ME AND THE AIR OIL AND THE FOIL AND THE SPOIL OF THE PLANET! WERE BOTH INVISIBLE! BUT YOU CAN EASILY SEE ALL OF THE MORE THAN ANY ILL AND KILL EFFECTS! HELL LOW HOW ARE YOUZZZ!!!!!
AND SO!!!! This is it!
from the 1 and Only Wit-Kit!
and i know this oil more than any sp-ill!
or is it oil-kill!
is a more than any harder than any hard pill!
for all of you to wallow in! and more than any swallow in!
when ever since i have been down there in the undear and unclear!
thru the skin of sweeter peter palpin!
but as you all more than obviously know!
and this is for god dam sho!
not thru the skin of sweeter peter palpin!
and to remind the skin that i just jump in!
i put age-king line on his face!
disgraced! none of them common place!
in other words you know what i do!
inside out wrinkles and crinkles!
you know those never ever seen before sprinkles!
that i do to the ugly! the smugly! and the down wrong!
fuglier than any fugly! to wake up the coffee in their
ugly smugly fugly hearts!
and of course that only begins to tear the ugliest! and smugliest! and down wrong fuglier than any fugliest! only a little bit a part! because they are all ready so ugly smugly and fugly all ready on the outside!
and so those ugly smugly fugly age-king lines!
\more than any refined! you know they look more like
scars! that rhymes with cars! more than obviosly not from sweet-e pete-e but from the one and only star of all stars! way past Jupiter and mars!
and so when i did that to that cat in that hat!!
he just laughs and laughs and more than any laughs!
because that cat in that hat knows fo sho fo sho fo sho that I am go-king to take his age-king lines of share and utter slime and un shine away in less than a millimeter of a day! as sweeter peter would say and fillet! back in the day when he was not the skin that i jump in! when he was peter john paul! who never ever took your black ball list fall! he just always would climb a brand spank-in new wall! always with a smile on his face! that always disgraced all of you common place! faced! as peter would say and fillet back in the day! and so now wow kapow he is partners not in crime with the one and only God All Mighty in this modern day reality! MORE THAN ANY OBVIOUSLY! AND SO ALL HE SEEZ IS UGLYS! SMUGLYS! AND DOWN WRONG FUGLIER THAN ANY FUGLYS! ALL DAY EVERY DAY! 24 HOURS A DAY SEVEN DAYS A WEEK! HE NEVER MEETS ANYONE THAT LOVES THE ONE AND ONLY SEEK! ALL BECAUSE OF PETE! AND SO EVERYONE HATE HIM! THE SKIN! OF SWEETER PETER PALPIN! EXCEPT FOR HIS OWN TWIN BROTHER LIKE NO OTHER! HIS BROTHERS GIRL FRIEND MAYBE TO THE END MAYBE NOT TO THE END! ONLY THE ONE AND ONLY END-LY KNOW ALL AND ENDS ALL! BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW FO SHO! LIFE NEVER EVER ENDS! IT JUST EX-TENDS INTO ANOTHER WORLD! YOUR UGLY SMUGLY FUGLY AGE-ING WORLD DOWN THERE IN THE UN DEAR AND UN CLEAR! AND THEN YOU GO BACK UP HERE TO THE HOPEFULLY DEAR AND CLEAR PART OF THE SPIRIT WORLD WHERE ALL OF YOUR MORE THAN ANY DREAMS UNFURL! WHERE YOU ARE 22 BRAND SPANKEN NEW FOR YOUR ENTIRE MANDATORY STAY OF 111 YEARS UP HERE! WHERE YOU CAN EAT WHAT EVER YOU WANT ON THIS JAUNT! AND YOU NEVER EVER HAVE TO WORK OUT! BUT YOU LOOK LIKE THOSE BLUE PEOPLE IN THAT MOVIE! YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALK-KIN ABOUT! THE ONE THAT SHOULD HAVE WON BEST PICTURE AND THIS IS FOR GOD DAM SURE! THAT MOVIE WAS SO PURE! AND THAT WAS THE STORY OF THE AMERI-KIN NOT AMERI-SIN IN-DI-INS! IF I HAD USED DIVINE INTERVENTION I DON'T FAIL TO MENTION LIKE IN THIS MODERN DAY FILLET! AND SO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY DAY I WALK SWEETER PETER UP TO SOME SCUM AND ASK THUM NUMB DUMB MORE THAN ANY BUMBS IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE ONE AND ONLY HEART! WHY DID YOU PUT MONEY IN A BASKET TO PUT THE SKIN OF THE KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT SWEETER PETER PALPIN INTO A CASKET! DONT YOU THINK THAT WAS AND IS MORE THAN ANY DRASTICK AND DRAS-SICK WHEN MORE THAN ANY OBVIOUSLY HE IS CHANNELING AND PANNELING THE ONE AND ONLY FANTASTIC! AND SWEEETER PETER HATES WITH OUT DEBATE WHEN I SAY ME THE ONE AND OWN-LAY! HE IS CHANNELING AND PANELING ME! BECAUSE MORE THAN ANY OBVIOSLY NO HUMAN BEING CAN CHANNEL ME! THE ONE AND ONLY! AND FO SURE NO HUMAN BEING CAN CHANNEL ANOTHER SOUL! SOULS HAVE ZERO LOVE-TROL AND ZERO CON-TROL! AND SO HES RIGHT! ITS ME THE ONE AND ONLY LIGHT THAT IG-KNIGHTS THRU THE SKIN OF SWEETER PETER PALPIN!
AND SO WHAT IS THE REA-SUN NOT REA-SIN FOR THIS LOVER-SATION FOR THE PEOPLE AND CREEPLES OF THIS WORLD WIDE DISASTER NATION! ONE NATION SOON TO BE UNDER GOD WHO IS NOT A FRAUD! AND MY NAME FROM WHENCE YOU ALL CAME IS NOT JESUS! AND ITS NOT MOOOZIZ! AND ITS NOT ALLAAAA!!!! AND ITS NOT ABRA-KA-DAB-RAH! AND I AM NOT BUDDA! AND I KNOW THIS ALL PUTS MOST OF YOU IN A MORE THAN ANY BAD MOOD-A! BUT NOT BOB ZA-MOO-TAH! HE LOVE ME THE ONE AND ONLY THRU SWEET-E PETE-E! AND HE LOVE WHAT I DO TO THE UGLYS! THE SMUGLYS! AND THE DOWN WRONG FUGLIER THAN ANY FUGLYS! AND HES LIKE SWEET-E PETE-E HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD LIKE BARNEY AND FRED AND SAYS TO HIMSELF WITH OUT PUT-KING HIM SELF ON A HIGHER AND HIGHER SHELF! "WHAT DO THESE CREEPLES THINK! DO THEY REALY THINK ITS THE SKIN OF SWEETER PETER PALPIN ALL OF A SUD-IN SUPER DUPER HU-MIN WITH HIS BRAND SPANK-IN NEW ALBUMIN! DO-IN THOSE 27 HU-MIN-LY IMPOSSIBLE GIFTS AND RIFTS LIKE NO MAN OR WO-MAN OR BOY OR GIRL IN THE HISTORY AND HER-STORY OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD! AND THEY REALLY THAT STUPID ALL THOSE WORSE THAN ANY CUPIDS!? AND I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME BOBB-EY BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE ALL WILLING! NOT AT ALL CHILLING TO BE BILL-ING OR IS IT BILL-KING THEIR NEXT 222 LIFETIMES OF SHARE AND UTTER SLIME AND UN SHINE FROM THE ONE AND ONLY SUBLIME THE ONE AND ONLY DIVINE! WHO IS DO-KING THIS MORE THAN ANY OBVIOUS RHYME ALL IN REAL TIME! EVERY LINE! I AM TYP-KING AND NONE OF IT HYP-KING! NONE OF IT FROM HE SWEET-E PETE-E! ESPECIALLY IN EACH OF THOSE DESPICABLE! DEPLORABLE! I'LL MORE-A-BULL! MORE THAN ANY HORRIBLE! DIS-HONERABLE LIFETIMES OF SHARE AND UTTER SLIME AND UN SHINE! THEY ALL WILL BE COG-NA-TIVE OF THEIR UN-HOLY-NISS AND THIER UN-WORTHY-NIS.S.!!! WHERE THEY WILL BE KNOWN AS THE GRAYS FOR STRAYING AWAY IN THIS MODERN DAY FROM THE ONE AND ONLY GOD ALL MIGHTY THAT WAS DOWN THERE FOR SURE IN THAT OR IS IT THIS MODERN DAY REALITY FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE THRU SWEET-E PETE-E BUT ALSO NOT THRU SWEET-E PETE-E!
AND SO HERE IS MY MORE THAN ANY OIL SP-ILL TREAT-TEEEE! AND YOU ALL BETTER LISTEN AND GLISTEN TO ME THE ONE AND ONLY! NO MATTER HOW WOW KAPOW MUCH YOU HATE SWEET-E PETE-E! HE IS ONLY THE SKIN THAT I JUST JUMP IN! AND THAT WAS TO TEACH ALL OF YOU NOT TO BE JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS US! ITS FAR MORE IMPORTANT TO WANT TO PASS YOUR OWN 111 YEAR AT BEST TEST! AND COME BACK YOUR NEXT LIFETIME WITH A FAR FAR FAR BETTER WASTE FACE AND EVERY OTHER SPACE AND PLACE! HAVE A FAR FAR FAR MORE FUNNY ONE-EY WAY TO MAKE AND BAKE YOUR MONEY! AND FAR FAR FAR GRANDER HONEY OR HONEYS IN YOUR LIFE! ALL OF IF YOU DONT HAVE HITS YOU LIKE A GODZILLION TIMES A GODZILLION KNIVES! AND THEN WHEN YOU GO BACK OMMM WHERE THE BUFFALO ANTELOPE AND DEER ALL STILL ROME! DONT YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEAUTIFUL SIDE DIGNIFIED NOT FULL OF ANY SNIDE AND PRIDE!? 22 BRAND SPANK-IN NEW! VIEWED KIND OF LIKE THOSE BLUE PEOPLE IN THAT MOVIE THAT SHOULD HAVE WON BEST PICTURE! NOT THAT UGLY SMUGLY FUGLY KILL-ING FIELD PICTURE OF UGLY SMUGLLY AND FUGLY! AND SO SWEETE PETE-E SAYS TO ME THE ONE AND ONLY! 'DAD THEY HAVE NOT LEARNED A THING RING A DING DING! JUST BECAUSE YOU SPEAK THRU ME GRANDER THAN EVEN MARTIN LUTHER KING! AND SO PETER ACTUALLY SAID TO ME THE ONE AND ONLY! "DAD I THINK THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED MORE THAN ANY OBVIOSLY KNEW THIS MOVIE WAS FROM YOU! CHANNELED FROM YOU TO YOU KNOW WHO! AND BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN IT HAD TO DO WITH ME AND YOU! IN THIS MODERN DAY! THEY HATE MAY SO MUCH THEY THOUGHT I SWEETER PETER WOULD GET MAD AND SAD! BECAUSE THEY GAVE THE BEST PICTURE TO A WO-MAN THAT MADE A MOVIE ABOUT BLOWING PEOPLE UP AND STUFF! INSTEAD OF A MOVIE WITH A MORE THAN ANY IMPORTANT MESSAGE! OR WAS IT A BLESSAGE ABOUT THE LOVE THE LIGHT AND THE WAY!" AND HE WAS AB-SOUL-LUT-LEY RIGHT! FULL OF MY MORE THAN ANY IN-SIGHT! AND SO ALL OF YOU NOT TRUE BLUE THAT VOTED FOR THAT UGLY SMUGLY FUGLY MOVIE! THAT DID NOT HOLD A CANDLE TO A-VA-TAR FROM THE ONE AND ONLY STAR! ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY STAR! IF YOU DONT CHANGE YOUR VOTES OF CON-FIDENCE TO VOTES OF LOVE-FID-ENCE! THEN ITS 222 BAD MAD SAD LIFETIMES FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! UNLESS YOU CAN COME ON WORLD WIDE TV FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE! AND SIT ON A MODERN DAY LIE DETECTOR TEST AND ATTEST THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK AVATER WAS NOT FAR BETTER LETTER TO LETTER IN EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY WAY AND FILLET! IF YOU CAN SAY THAT AND PASS THEN I WONT GIVE YOU EVEN ONE BAD MAD SAD LIFETIME! OF UNSHINE! BUT I CAN TELL ALL OF YOU NOT TRUE BLUE NOW WOW KAPOW THERE IS NOT ONE OF YOU THAT WOULD PASS THAT TEST! HELL LOW HOW ARE YOU! THATS NUMBER ONE! BUT MORE IMPORTANT IS NUMBER 2! AND YOU ALL HAVE STEPPED IN MORE THAN ANY POOOO! AND YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE PICKED UP ALL OF MY MORE THAN ANY OIL AND THE SPOIL AND THE FOIL OF THE PLANET CLUZZZ! BUT YOU JUST COULD NOT CRUZZ IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE ONE AND ONLY HEART! AND SO NOW WOW KAPOW YOU HAVE TORN MOTHER EARTH ALMOST UTTERLY AND CON-PETE-LY APART! FOR YOUR TEENY TINNEY WEEE-KNEEEE LITTLE HEARTS!
AND SO THIS IS WHAT I AM DEMANDING AND MORE THAN ANY COMMANDING! AND YOU BETTER START AS OF RIGHT NOW WOW KAPOW! AND I AM GO-KING TO TELL YOU HOW WOW KAPOW! THRU THE SKIN OF SWEETER PETER PALPIN!
AND ANY ONE THAT DOES NOT LISTEN AND GLISTEN! YOU WILL NEVER EVER AND FOREVER NEVER PASS ONE 111 YEAR AT BEST TEST! AND SO YOU WILL JUST GO BACK AND FORTH FROM ONE BAD MAD SAD PLACE TO ANOTHER BAD MAD SAD PLACE! ALWAYS KNOWN AS A GRAY FOR STRAYING AWAY IN THIS MODERN DAY! BUT IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO MAY! PUN INTENDED AND BLEND-ID! IN THIS KISS OF BLISS IN-STINCE! FULL OF ZERO PRETENSE! THEN YOU WILL NOT ONLY BE GRAY FOR STRAYING AWAY! BUT YOU WILL ALSO HAVE BIG BLACK OIL PATCHES ALL OVER FROM ROVER! HELL LOW HOW ARE YOU!?
AND SO HERE IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO RIGHT NOW WOW KAPOW!
1. GET TOGETHER ALL THE LEADERS OF THE POLITICAL WORLD!
2. GET TOGEHTER ALL THE OIL AND THE SPOIL AND THE FOIL OF THE PLANET COMPANYS IN THIS SAME MEETING AND GREET-KING NOT FLEET-KING!
3. GET TOGETHER THE TOP ENGINEERS WORLD WIDE! NOT FULL OF SNIDE AND PRIDE!
AND YOU ALL WILL FUND THIS TOGTHER WHAT EVER THE COST! YOU ALL CHOSE THE OIL AND THE SPOIL AND THE FOIL OF THE PLANET ALL OF YOU UGLY SMUGLY FUGLY BANDITS OF NON WIT!
4. AND WHAT THE ENGIN-EERS WILL DRAY IS A HUGE CITY WALL AROUND THIS ENTIRE CRACK IN THE OCEANS EARTH! AND THIS WALL WILL BE TALL ALL THE WAY FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP! THICKER THAN ANY BRICK OF ANY BRIDGE! DO YOU UNDER STAND THIS! KISS OF BLISS! AND THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY WAY TO SOLVE THIS KISS OF NON BLISS! AND THIS IS A HUGE MESSAGE FROM ME THE ONE AND ONLY GOD ALL MIGHTY! YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL STOPPED WHEN I THE ONE AND ONLY COP CAME DOWN HERE TO THE UNDEAR AND UNCLEAR BACK IN THAT YEAR DECEMBER 22, 2006 ON OUR END NOT IN THE MIX ON ROUTE 666! BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW NOW WOW KAPOW MIXED UP WITH THE UGLIEST! SMUGLIEST! FUGLIEST! SOULS EVER! HOW UNCLEVER AN ENDEAVOR THINK-ING AND STINK-KING! THAT YOU CAN BEAT ME AND DEFEAT ME! AND KILL SWEET-E PETE-E! AND BARAK OBAMA THE ONE AND ONLY RAMA! AND SO THIS IS THE HUGEST DRAMA EVER WHEN I THE ONE AND ONLY CLEVER LEVER WAS DOWN HERE OR IS IT DOWN THERE TELLING ALL OF YOU NOT TRUE BLUE IM HERE TO GET RID OF THE OIL AND THE SPOIL AND THE FOIL OF THE PLANET! NOT THE WAY I PLANNED IT! BUT ALL OF YOU MORE THAN ANY BANDITS JUST KEPT DO-ING WHAT YOU DO! IGNOR--KING THE ONE AND ONLY KING OF ALL KINGS! NO MATTER HOW MANY DINGS AND PINGS I PUT INTO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! NOT TRUE BLUE! BUT NOW WOW KAPOW ITS OVER FROM ROVER! AND YOU ALL KNOW MY DATE ON YOUR PLATE ON THIS DATE! BUT BEFORE THAT DATE THAT I STATE-ID! THAT PAT-RED DOES NOT BELIEVE! ME THE ONE AND OWN-LEY! BUT HE DOES BELIEVE ME THAT I WILL AGE YOU AIDS YOU AND PAINT YOU! HE HAS SEEN ALL THAT I DO! TO ALL OF YOU! AND NOT JUST THAT HE HAS SEEN FIRST HAND THE ELECTRIC-KU-SHUNS! THOSE PAL-PUNS! MY TWO ATTILA THE HUNS! AND I HAVE DONE TO PETER SWEETER ALL THE DIFFERENT THINGS THAT I DO TO THE DESPICABLE! THE DEPLORABLE! AND THE MORE THAN ANY HORRA-BULL! AND DIS-HONERABLE!
AND SO YOU GO START TO BUILD THIS CITY OF SHITY AROUND THAT OIL KILL! THAT MORE THAN ANY OIL SPILL! OR AS DAVID-EO HEAVEN PALPIN CALL IT WITH HIS MORE THAN ANY CREATIVE INOVATIVE LYRICAL SATERICAL WIT KIT! THAT PUTS PITS IN ALL OF YOUR THICK STOM-ICKS OF ICK! 'the devils gold!" or is it the devils mold! for all of you with more than a lot of old folds! so take out your bill folds! all of you old and mold-eys! all of you more than any cold-eys! all of you more than any phoney baloneys! and kosher salamis! none of you swam-ezzz in the one and only smart the one and only heart!
and you start to build this giant city wall taller than any tall under the water! and you just keep staking and staking and stak-king up those giant beems of metal and sea-ment! a more than any obvious meta-e11even sent from heaven! that the ugly and smugly and fugly will do as usual and bawk and gawk and squak at! but can the do that attached to a modern day lie detector test and attest that they dont think thats a more than any obvious metae11even sent from heaven!
peter im done my more than any hun! and were about to hit a more than any ommm run! that the scum are go-king to .................. hell low how are you!!!
and so you all better listen and glisten to me! the one and only! and so you will see! don't pick up the phone right after this more than any ring tone! and see what you get all the way from ommm! hell low how are you!!! now wow kapow im thru with all of you not true blue! and the very few of you on my crew tru blue1 and you know who you are! and you are all more than any super stars with me and by me! but sweete pete-e thinks that none of you exist! you all hate the one and only mystified and glistified! and that is the only thing that makes him pissss-ta-fied!
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REMEMBER FROM JANUARY THRU THE FOLLOWING DECEMBER! "YOU CAN NOT QUARREL WITH A MORAL!" - The 1 & Only
