Epic jealousy that the president went to a high school that you had neither the finances or intelligence to attend. Now that man is the leader of the free world. And you, "pellius?" Well...you are forced to ask customers if they want fries along with that McFlurry. 
Hah! Jokes on you, my friend. I'm now manager at McDonald's and I don't have to wear the paper hat anymore but a real baseball cap. And my shirt is brown and I now have my picture posted above the plaque where we honor the employee of the month.
This is America baby! Opportunities abound for the industrious. BTW, no one orders fries with a McFlurry. Maybe an apple pie, chocolate chip cookies even coconut cake if you're in Hawaii. But in all my years toiling away at the grill and fryer I've never seen anyone order fries with a McFlurry.
Learn to keep up with the fast food industry.