EGGS!!!!!!!!!!

[JOHN MATRIX]

eggs are fucking awesome, they are cheap as hell and available everywhere, they taste great and are all natural, they have the highest quality protein there is, you can eat them sunny side up with toast, you can eat them scrambled, you can scramble them and add salsa and eat them as nachos, you can fry them up and put them in a sandwich, you can boil them and eat them as handly little pieces, the list goes on and on

[SF1900]

eggs are fucking awesome, they are cheap as hell and available everywhere, they taste great and are all natural, they have the highest quality protein there is, you can eat them sunny side up with toast, you can eat them scrambled, you can scramble them and add salsa and eat them as nachos, you can fry them up and put them in a sandwich, you can boil them and eat them as handly little pieces, the list goes on and on

You forgot omelet's 

[DK II]

eggs are fucking awesome, they are cheap as hell and available everywhere, they taste great and are all natural, they have the highest quality protein there is, you can eat them sunny side up with toast, you can eat them scrambled, you can scramble them and add salsa and eat them as nachos, you can fry them up and put them in a sandwich, you can boil them and eat them as handly little pieces, the list goes on and on

Holy shit, and i wondered if "EGGS" was short for another steroid or peptide or sth... 

[Purple Aki]

A fried egg sandwich (made with cheap sliced white bread) and a cup of tea can cure the most brutal of hangovers.

Food of the gods.

[~UN_$ung~]

eggs are only good when they are accompanied by extremely salty breakfast meats with an ungodly high fat and cholesterol content