Author Topic: I have this bitch of a friend.... (Read 5122 times)

disturbia · « **Reply #25 on:** September 04, 2010, 07:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 04, 2010, 06:37:33 PM

I'll cut you up into tiny pieces and put you in a deli sandwich and feed you to fa gg ots you nutcase.

i think you just became my idol

Natural Man · « **Reply #26 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:10:12 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on September 04, 2010, 06:37:13 PM

sounds like he's already too far gone to be saved. you've got to set bitches straight from the get-go

/ end of thread.

btw is this 'friend's nickname 'wiggs" on the internets ?

Natural Man · « **Reply #27 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:13:26 PM »

Quote from: Parker on September 04, 2010, 06:49:47 PM

Those are the worst. Many go into the Marines because they want to prove that they are a man. One Marine I knew told me about fuckingmachines.com, I no knowledge of it a few yrs ago. Well, he bought one off the sight for his wife, next thing you know he bought the "sit and rock the dildo up your ass" model for himself...his reasoning, "because on the site allegedly another marine gave a review."

He is now in a cuckold relationship, where other Marines screw his wife and he watches (Trust a Marine with your life, Not your Wife)

another Marine I knew fancied this chick I worked with, he was the pool boy, and she liked to tell me how she screams in bed (not with him) they soon married, but the nympho was too much for him, she would hit on dudes right in front of him, so he took to hitting her.

And, there was another insecure Marine who liked her, he hadn't slept with her, and never will, but he bought her a 8k ring, while in Basic, then bought her some Ecuadorian roses, main man, never even got to sniff the panties. Meanwhile, she is showing me nudes late at night at work...

PICS PLZ... and im serious, or i call bullshit on the whole story.

Wiggs · « **Reply #28 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:13:52 PM »

Quote from: uberman on September 04, 2010, 08:10:12 PM

/ end of thread.

btw is this 'friend's nickname 'wiggs" on the internets ?

Why would I put that fucking pathetic story about myself up...Are you fucking kidding? Please...

ThaRealist · « **Reply #29 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:15:57 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 04, 2010, 08:13:52 PM

Why would I put that fucking pathetic story about myself up...Are you fucking kidding? Please...

I actually know this isn't you...But damn you need to slap your friend

MB_722 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:37:49 PM »

Quote from: Parker on September 04, 2010, 06:36:02 PM

A man can only get his balls back himself, sorry. You can only offer encouragement. If she put them on the top shelf, tell him he can use a stool...

A man should never, ever let a woman have his balls, because she will keep them and never give them back

QFT

benchmstr · « **Reply #31 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:42:34 PM »

benchmstr · « **Reply #32 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:43:14 PM »

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #33 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:23:05 PM »

Ross Erstling can not only smack a bitch up. But he can also paint the bitch's husband's fence white.

disturbia · « **Reply #34 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:23:58 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on September 04, 2010, 09:23:05 PM

Ross Erstling can not only smack a bitch up. But he can also paint the bitch's husband's fence white.

omg i think i laughed so hard i barfed

cswol · « **Reply #35 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:32:27 PM »

piss in a beer and replace with her fresh one when she turns away

disturbia · « **Reply #36 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:38:13 PM »

Quote from: cswol on September 04, 2010, 09:32:27 PM

piss in a beer and replace with her fresh one when she turns away

hey fukface any updated weight loss pics?

James Blunt · « **Reply #37 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:43:57 PM »

Bring some weed brownies cookies, or some edibles of sort,( which are 4x more psychoactive than regular weed ) get her to have some, and subsequently watch her facial expressions as she faces a state of mental stress she'd never known existed. blahahahaahah. "Hey Karen, these brownies are to die for! Made by Emeril himself, we go to the same country club." Or whatever kind of improv you can throw at her to eat it. A nice tasty dose of reality.

She'd probably just disappear from teh party.

WillGrant · « **Reply #38 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:50:27 PM »

Quote from: cswol on September 04, 2010, 09:32:27 PM

piss in a beer and replace with her fresh one when she turns away

I bet you were the bitch to all the boys in jail eh

cswol · « **Reply #39 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:19:33 PM »

i know your still hating bc your a f a g and cant change it!

disturbia · « **Reply #40 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:33:15 PM »

Quote from: cswol on September 04, 2010, 10:19:33 PM

i know your still hating bc your a f a g and cant change it!

hey fukface any updated weight loss pics?

WillGrant · « **Reply #41 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:46:05 PM »

Quote from: cswol on September 04, 2010, 10:19:33 PM

i know your still hating bc your a f a g and cant change it!

So thats a yes ?

cswol · « **Reply #42 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:48:57 PM »

no i got sick and tired of tryin to be a skinny cut fucker so just blew back up to 270

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #43 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:49:53 PM »

Quote from: cswol on September 04, 2010, 10:19:33 PM

i know your still hating bc your a f a g and cant change it!

Really super uncool that you have to bring Ross Erstling into the argument bro. Uncool!

WillGrant · « **Reply #44 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:50:42 PM »

Quote from: cswol on September 04, 2010, 10:48:57 PM

no i got sick and tired of tryin to be a skinny cut fucker so just blew back up to 270

When were you cut

I missed those pics..

disturbia · « **Reply #45 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:52:09 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on September 04, 2010, 10:50:42 PM

When were you cut I missed those pics..

lolol he was 20% bodyfat MINIMUM and he thinks he was cut

ahahahahahha what a bald headed fa ggot----you and Ross Erstling should suck each other off

disturbia · « **Reply #46 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:55:31 PM »

and to top it off fukface f a g bald headed bitch cswol pulled all his pics off getbig cause he knew he was a fat piece of garbage and was never cut

ahahahahh go suk another dik cswol, you are a true champ at that

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #47 on:** September 04, 2010, 10:59:15 PM »

Quote from: cswol on September 04, 2010, 10:48:57 PM

no i got sick and tired of tryin to be a skinny cut fucker so just blew back up to 270

Are you sure that you didn't BLOW back up because Ross Erstling liked looking at you being large? I'm not trying to start rumors, but you seem to have a lot in common with Mr. Erstling. I hope i'm wrong, but something tells me I'm living in a CWsol/Ross Erstiling nightmare

Parker · « **Reply #48 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:26:21 PM »

Quote from: uberman on September 04, 2010, 08:13:26 PM

PICS PLZ... and im serious, or i call bullshit on the whole story.

pics for which one...hopefully not the dude sitting on the dildo chair..

The girl, well I have no pics, this was 10 yrs ago, she used to look like a prettier version of Jennifer Anniston, now I don't know. When she was in a relationship, she got skinny, out of one she had a BODY. 5'8 about 140,long brown hair, and puffy....well you get the picture, and she had a nice tan.