Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!

[Robgun1]

Happy National Internet Stalker Day!   

[NaturalWonder83]

evan u seemed normal at the gym when we talked 2 weeks ago

is this true what blockead said?

[Robgun1]

evan u seemed normal at the gym when we talked 2 weeks ago

is this true what blockead said?

Completely true and varified, if you are talking about this:

                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




 - Block!

Block completely one-ups the industry when it comes to inside gossip and stories that bodybuilders "just don't want out".      

[Meso_z]

Completely true and varified, if you are talking about this:

                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




 - Block!

Block completely one-ups the industry when it comes to inside gossip and stories that bodybuilders "just don't want out".      

can you imagine the guy melting over at his parents basement along with his double chin and throwing his "glass" tuperware all over the place?

[Robgun1]

can you imagine the guy melting over at his parents basement along with his double chin and throwing his "glass" tuperware all over the place?

Talk about issues.   

[NaturalWonder83]

i saw evan was drinking from plastic poland spring bottles at the gym

[Robgun1]

i saw evan was drinking from plastic poland spring bottles at the gym

 

[Meso_z]

the syringes he uses are from plastic too. how come he hates plastic then? it must be his best friend.

[EL Mariachi]

First oif all Evan is a great guy don get me wrong here, but i had to log in to pick a bone, second, evan is  a fuckin sociopath, he thinks he's something special with his water tank, never enters a show doesnt want to lose, comes across as a retard from all the drugs he's on.

[affeman]

Completely true and varified, if you are talking about this:

                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




 - Block!

Block completely one-ups the industry when it comes to inside gossip and stories that bodybuilders "just don't want out".      

Are the original threads still online on MD? Who was that peaceful lady?

[_bruce_]

Peaceful 28 sure defeated Stalkerpani's ass.

That name rings a bell.
The blonde with the disgusting poodle.
Is Evan silly?

[Parker]

I hope he gets bit by a Brazilian Wandering Spider, and while on his way to the hospital, a Bushmaster, then while lying in the hospital bed, a Brown Recluse...by that time he'd blow up to 500 pounds, but have lost 1/3 of his skin, looks like mishapened Barney The Dinosaur, and possilby have grown a 5th limb.

[Robgun1]

Are the original threads still online on MD? Who was that peaceful lady?

No its orginally from this great thread. Very well hidden, but full of win and also full of some extreme truth. Blockhead outdid himself with this.
 http://ilovespam.com/board/index.php?topic=247.0

(Note to Slingearman, this is how he should do his gossip column. Maybe he should borrow content from there. Seems that is how he finds his content anyway)

I have also seen where people posted it at other boards as well.
No way would that last at MD for over 30 seconds. lmao  
Anything posted about Stalkerpani over there and his friendship turned obsession with Peaceful28 would result in an immediate banning.

I remember when he got into her MD account, to read her PMs from romanoschmoe. One of the mods over there thought it was shitty and posted in his Q&A thread asking him if he enjoyed reading other peoples messages and asked him if he was planning on getting into any other accounts of girls at MD.
That Mod was immediately given a lifetime ban.

To this day it still doesnt say ban under his name though. They didnt want to draw attention to it, so he is on a lifetime "timeout". LULZ