Segway scooter firm owner dies after riding off cliff

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I find this funny for some reason 


The British owner of the firm that makes the Segway scooter died after riding one of the futuristic two-wheeled machines over a cliff and into a river, police said Monday.
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The body of millionaire Jimi Heselden, 62, was discovered in the River Wharfe near his home in the town of Boston Spa in northern England on Sunday, said a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police.

"A Segway-style vehicle was recovered from the scene," the spokeswoman told AFP, adding that police were called to the scene after reports of a man "apparently having fallen from the cliffs above".

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is another article it "questions the saftey of the segway"

so fucking stupid.

How about NOT "DRIVING" NEXT TO A CLIFF.

some people  

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is another article it "wuestions the saftey of thje segway"

so fucking stupid.

How about NOT "DRIVING" NEXT TO A CLIFF.

some people 

wonder if he was driving at 2 MPH and saw the cliff 900 feet ahead but just could not stop in time (2 mins elapsed time ) 

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wonder if he was driving at 2 MPH and saw the cliff 900 feet ahead but just could not stop in time (2 mins elapsed time )  

maby he just wanted yo kill himself anf figured this would at least put him down in the history book if ironic deaths lol.

Reminds me of the dude that put a condom over his head/face failed to blow air and make it explode and passed out instead and choked to death.

Imagine his mother explaining to others how she lost her son :/

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Man gets radio station logo inked across his forehead...

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You're brown bread Mr Mouse! Father finds dead rodent in loaf as he makes sandwiches for his children

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You're brown bread Mr Mouse! Father finds dead rodent in loaf as he makes sandwiches for his children

SHIT I would freak the FUCK OUT.

I just found a tiny ass bug where I keep my knifes and forks to eat with etc. I ended up taking out 6 drawers scrubbing and cleaning them. Because I found a few bread crums and I thought every single one where bug poop.

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SHIT I would freak the FUCK OUT.

I just found a tiny ass bug where I keep my knifes and forks to eat with etc. I ended up taking out 6 drawers scrubbing and cleaning them. Because I found a few bread crums and I thought every single one where bug poop.

I don;t mind bugs that much - but fuking rodents make me sick at just the thought - One time a fuking mouse got in our dishwasher ! I killed the mouse and ran 6 dishwasher cycles using bleach

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I don;t mind bugs that much - but fuking rodents make me sick at just the thought - One time a fuking mouse got in our dishwasher ! I killed the mouse and ran 6 dishwasher cycles using bleach

having the thought of a bug maby taking a shit on somthing Im aboit to have in my mouth fucks my mind  No the bug in itself that is disgusting lol.

lol!

Imagine foa  rat came up your toilet. and you sad dowm Before noticing it. That has happened to people a bunch of times. well maby not sitting down Before they saw it but maby. That stuff would probably make me shit in a bag for the rest of my life instead haha

[Purple Aki]

Leaves school at 15 to go down the coalmines, gets made redundant, develops Hesco Bastion - which made him £160 million - and then dies in a Darwin Award fashion.

Seems a shit way to go for a decent bloke. He donated £23 million to charity and his invention has saved numerous service personnel lives.

[Tapeworm]

"He died doing what he loved."

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Man gets radio station logo inked across his forehead...

LOL - bump this Fugly loser......and you thought you had problems...

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LOL - bump this Fugly loser......and you thought you had problems...

keep your chin up.......ah nevermind.

[funk51]

I find this funny for some reason 


The British owner of the firm that makes the Segway scooter died after riding one of the futuristic two-wheeled machines over a cliff and into a river, police said Monday.
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The body of millionaire Jimi Heselden, 62, was discovered in the River Wharfe near his home in the town of Boston Spa in northern England on Sunday, said a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police.

"A Segway-style vehicle was recovered from the scene," the spokeswoman told AFP, adding that police were called to the scene after reports of a man "apparently having fallen from the cliffs above".

watch death be nimble death be quick from the kommisar x collection for the best cliff suicide scene ever. seriousely it's hilarious.

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watch death be nimble death be quick from the kommisar x collection for the best cliff suicide scene ever. seriousely it's hilarious.

that being said the guy committing suicide in the scene committed suicide in real life talk about life imitating art.

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maby he just wanted yo kill himself anf figured this would at least put him down in the history book if ironic deaths lol.

Reminds me of the dude that put a condom over his head/face failed to blow air and make it explode and passed out instead and choked to death.

Imagine his mother explaining to others how she lost her son :/

You think that's ironic man get this - Some guy (cannot remember the name) he was a famous volcanist so somebody that would study volcanos, he was
in constant contact with vulcanos, extremly dangerous and I mean EXTREMLY dangerous.

he died.... giving a lecture about .... vulcanos.... because a picture on top of him ... came crashing down and hit him on the head.... the picture had
some graphics and stats of vulcanos on it.