ALSO:
Fake Handicap Person: In reality you know and I know they are just lazy fucks as you see them make a bee-line to the store without a limp, cane or wheel chair. hhmmm.
Pigs on a Hog You see this alot in Florida: women riding Harleys as if they are cool or look tough. NEWSFLASH: you are NOT cool and you are NOT tough. Back in the kitchen and leave the man-hobbies to the men. This can also apply in cases where a fat slob of a guy sits atop a really cool custom bike... reminds me of a dollop of shit atop a fine desert...something just doesn't look right. Note : that awesome bike doesn't make you look cool fatty.
Grocery store Aisle Nazi As if we like grocery shopping in the first place. Now we have to navigate around fat ass housewives who park themselves dead center in the aisle to contemplate the many varieties of miracle whip for their next kraft recipe. My strategy has worked like a charm by manhandling their cart to the side and just plowing on by.
Food Smacker Person This one almost will make me go psychotic one any person that does this: smacking when they chew their food.These people grew up raised by fucking wolves I tell you....I have seen people who eat EVERY bite and smack loudly without a care in the world. loud , wet smacking. Its like Chinese water torture. Its like finger nails down a chalkboard to me on this one. Note: If you dont stop smaking I'll tear your damn stomach out and put you on an IV feed drip for the rest of your pathetic fucking life. learn some manners or else. you have been warned. worm.
Little Man Complex You can see them and their oversized pick-up trucks(including toyotas) from a mile away. Nothing says I have a small guy complex like driving around a 2 ton F-250 rig jacked up 5 feet high and then you see the little guy hop out (and down the ladder) from his make believe toy Tonka truck, all 5 feet & 150 pounds of him. Note: guy you really should be driving a Kia Rio....you would have saved alot on the gas and insurance.
The saga continues
