I'm having a Gene moment

[Princess L]

I swear the coyotes are right outside my door.  I can hear them howling and they're close.

I'm afraid to go out there and the pups need to pee  

[chaos]

Load up the guns and have a go.

[Butterbean]

Are the dogs alright 

[Princess L]

Are the dogs alright 

They seemed to quiet down.  I made the pups wait til midnight.

[Butterbean]

They seemed to quiet down.  I made the pups wait til midnight.

I was just mowing and saw a rabbit head w/one arm attached and screamed (something pretty bad) at the top of my lungs ....my neighbor came and took it away 

[NaturalWonder83]

call the animal control officers asap and plz be careful
-gene

[chaos]

I was just mowing and saw a rabbit head w/one arm attached and screamed (something pretty bad) at the top of my lungs ....my neighbor came and took it away 

I don't know why but I LOL'd.

[Princess L]

Now there's a fricken 'possum out by the bird feeders driving the dogs nuts.  Damn uglyass rat  . 
Where's Bench when ya need him?

[newmom]

I could use bench to shoot the fucking woodpecker on the side of the house..FUCKER

[unracked]

I swear the coyotes are right outside my door.  I can hear them howling and they're close.

I'm afraid to go out there and the pups need to pee  

Do you live in the mountains?

[Princess L]

Do you live in the mountains?