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Today I get to work and before I log on to my laptop I spot with my excellent Peripheral vision that something wasn't quite right with one of my technicians.
He was sitting at his desk, his head was slightly tilted backwards, snot and shit running out of his mouth and nose, his eyes were glassy and now and then a disturbing moan and growl would escape his half
opened mouth.
I walked over to him and asked him if he was okay but I got no respond from him.
I called Security and explained my concern.
They immediately came over to my desk and carried him away, his desk is sealed off by one of these tents that look like the one Exterminators are using - there is a bio hazard sign on it as well.
They just send an email to ALL employees reminding them to stay calm and asked anybody who got in contact with the said employee to get a routine checkup with the company doctor.
So far two of my reports have not come back from their visit to the doctor and the doctor has denied any knowledge of both of them visiting him after I called him.

I think it is time for me to make travel arrangements to my secret lodge in the wicklow mountains.



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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 09:47:43 AM »
Just saw a new Tv series show an AMC called THE WALKINGDEAD last night.... 1st episode was really good, you might be able to find it online

the show Writer / Director / Executive Producer is  Frank Darabont



http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/





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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 09:48:36 AM »
Just saw a new Tv series show an AMC called THE WALKINGDEAD last night.... 1st episode was really good, you might be able to find it online

the show Writer / Director / Executive Producer is  Frank Darabont



http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/






Already seen it a week ago Purlple aki send me a link.

Its pretty much what I feel will happen very soon - I am ready are you?

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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 10:42:03 AM »
LAST NITE IT WAS REALLY GOOD IM GLAD ITS A SERIES IT REALLY HAS ENDLESS places they can go with it...guy ends up in that tank, cant wait for next week!!!

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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 11:13:49 AM »
 The first episode of the show, made me ask myself

1) Would you shot your Wife's brains out if she flipped to a zombie

2) would you shot your Wife's brains out if she left you in the hospital and started fucking your friend/co-worker

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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 11:39:01 AM »
Job? Why are you lying to getbig

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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 11:39:59 AM »
I think the first 2 most important thinks go ask oneself in a zombie world is

1) Would you shot your Wife's brains out if she flipped to a zombie

2) would you shot your Wife's brains out if she left you in the hospital and started fucking your friend/co-worker

First question was already answered in the first episode

Second one is going to be interesting.

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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 11:44:33 AM »
First question was already answered in the first episode

Second one is going to be interesting.

Zombie attacks are dangerous. Having said that, most people overestimate the damage it will cause in the workplace.

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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 11:47:34 AM »
Has Sexual intercourse with Zombies ever been discussed? Is Zombie virus transmitted sexually? ???

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 11:57:29 AM »
Has Sexual intercourse with Zombies ever been discussed? Is Zombie virus transmitted sexually? ???

I would fuck a sexy zombie. Would that legaly be rape, though?

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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2010, 12:12:46 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2010, 12:23:09 PM »
I had sex with a zombie chick on friday night, it was really hot.

















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Re: First Zombie outbreak in my company - down played by our C Director
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2010, 12:43:54 PM »
Today I get to work and before I log on to my laptop I spot with my excellent Peripheral vision that something wasn't quite right with one of my technicians.
He was sitting at his desk, his head was slightly tilted backwards, snot and shit running out of his mouth and nose, his eyes were glassy and now and then a disturbing moan and growl would escape his half
opened mouth.
I walked over to him and asked him if he was okay but I got no respond from him.
I called Security and explained my concern.
They immediately came over to my desk and carried him away, his desk is sealed off by one of these tents that look like the one Exterminators are using - there is a bio hazard sign on it as well.
They just send an email to ALL employees reminding them to stay calm and asked anybody who got in contact with the said employee to get a routine checkup with the company doctor.
So far two of my reports have not come back from their visit to the doctor and the doctor has denied any knowledge of both of them visiting him after I called him.

I think it is time for me to make travel arrangements to my secret lodge in the wicklow mountains.




this is awesome...i would be SO HAPPY if the zombies came one day.