I was at a bar sitting along, just hanging out...
I was half drunk, and I make eye contact with this almost cross-eyed semi-milf, I wasn't really interested so I looked away....
She walks up, pats me on the back, I turn around and she yells in my ear (loud music) "douche..................
............ it's the word of the day..." I looked at her like WTF? and she goes "you look kind of bored..." Then she walks away and I see her go into the bathroom.
WTF does that mean?
WTF?