Need advice on tips on gaining fame and respect on getbig?

[Howard]

Despite over a decade of posting, I remain one of the getbig douchebags.
Obviously, I need some help from those that are a success here on getbig.
No matter what acomplishments I achieve in life, if I fail here on getbig, I will die a broken man.
I ask for your help.

PS/ I believe Bob Chick once said ; " I would trade my USA win and pro card for just one day of 100% approval on getbig"  

[Wiggs]

Go kill yourself and hope to be reborn as someone else....that's a start....Hey, you asked...
BTW there's no such thing as 100% approval here (on ANYTHING)...80% is as good as it's gonna get...

Not everyone agrees or will ever agree Ronnie is the best
Not everyone will ever agree the hotness of a women.
Not everyone will ever agree that a certain person should have won a show.

There are no absolutes here...As soon as you accept and understand that, you're in a better place.

[Howard]

Go kill yourself and hope to be reborn as someone else....that's a start....Hey, you asked...
BTW there's no such thing as 100% approval here (on ANYTHING)...80% is as good as it's gonna get...

Wiggs, thanks for the sincere tip and advice
I would kill myself but my Life Ins is made out to my wife and I don't want her humping every other dude on my dime,( when I croak) so screw it.
Soooooo, getbig approval ratings are more like politics where 50% is good, 60% is great and anything higher is pretty rare 'eh.

[Howard]

The only realistic thing _YOU_ can do is become awesome at photoshop.

How about posting headless pics of me, flexing my pecs and biceps and posting them in my avatar?

[Wiggs]

Wiggs, thanks for the sincere tip and advice
I would kill myself but my Life Ins is made out to my wife and I don't want her humping every other dude on my dime,( when I croak) so screw it.
Soooooo, getbig approval ratings are more like politics where 50% is good, 60% is great and anything higher is pretty rare 'eh.

Correct... no one will be 100% respected here...You can just hope to add a couple percentage points per year...
Show that you have flaws...accept them, own them and don't let others get to you over them...this takes away ammunition...

[Howard]

Are you seriously calling me out for being "headless"? 

If the head fits...

Now, if I strongly suggest you go get some head.!!!!!!!!

[Lundgren]

Despite over a decade of posting, I remain one of the getbig douchebags.
Obviously, I need some help from those that are a success here on getbig.
No matter what acomplishments I achieve in life, if I fail here on getbig, I will die a broken man.
I ask for your help.

PS/ I believe Bob Chick once said ; " I would trade my USA win and pro card for just one day of 100% approval on getbig"  

My guess is your not self degrading enough. Just assoicate your name with lesser posters and eventually you'll look good by default. Works great for disturbia(panda thread anyone?)

[slaveboy1980]

Despite over a decade of posting, I remain one of the getbig douchebags.
Obviously, I need some help from those that are a success here on getbig.
No matter what acomplishments I achieve in life, if I fail here on getbig, I will die a broken man.
I ask for your help.

PS/ I believe Bob Chick once said ; " I would trade my USA win and pro card for just one day of 100% approval on getbig"   

rape a dog

[Howard]

I am disappointed, I gave you some real advice and all you give me is this crap. FYI I am not anonymous here at all, my ass has been up here (literally?) for a loooong time

Hey X, here is a tip...my reply and thread topic are about as serious as Goodrum's contest record.

[Howard]

rape a dog

...are you offering YOUR a-hole?

[clued-up]

Despite over a decade of posting, I remain one of the getbig douchebags.

Yes... you are.

Go kill yourself and hope to be reborn as someone else..

That is exactly what I was going to say.

Howard, off yourself - better luck next time. Maybe you’ll come back as a cool guy... that looks something like Brad Pitt.. with larger muscles.

Dipshit....  



Natural?

[Howard]

Natural ? Does it matter?
I would love to look like Brad Pitt and be a $$$ movie star.
But I would trade even that lofty existance to be a legend here on getbig.

Yes... you are.

That is exactly what I was going to say.

Howard, off yourself - better luck next time. Maybe you’ll come back as a cool guy... that looks something like Brad Pitt.. with larger muscles.

Dipshit....  



Natural?

[wes]

No more repetitive long winded anti drug diatribes.
No more really corny jokes or pics.
No more hinting of a comeback for the zillionth time.
Do a huge steroid cycle.

Nuff said!

[Hulkotron]

You have to like squats and fat chicks.

[OneMoreRep]

No more repetitive long winded anti drug diatribes.
No more really corny jokes or pics.
No more hinting of a comeback for the zillionth time.
Do a huge steroid cycle.

Nuff said!

Add to that list:

No more kissing Bob's ass so hard and coming to his defense just about everytime someone even sneezes in his direction.

Get shredded

Make more posts that consist of no actual words, just these characters:

                               

"1"

[clued-up]

I would love to look like Brad Pitt and be a $$$ movie star.
But I would trade even that lofty existance to be a legend here on getbig.

Douchebag indeed (and how).. a douchebag who knows what he wants and is willing to sacrifice to get it.

Admirable.

You’ve received the proper advice to make your desires reality -

off yourself

Get busy.

I’ll see you on the flip side (be sure to stop by the last words thread before you go).

[funk51]

bush was at a  34 percent rating when he left the white house, just shoot for that. obama will probably be lower till he's done mucking up things.

[Howard]

No more repetitive long winded anti drug diatribes.
No more really corny jokes or pics.
No more hinting of a comeback for the zillionth time.
Do a huge steroid cycle.

Nuff said!

Ok let me see if I got this:
Do a bunch of drugs, be very serious, don't actually compete but rather post some faceless pics here on getbig for all to crack on.
Sounds like a real winner of a fun time

[Howard]

Add to that list:

No more kissing Bob's ass so hard and coming to his defense just about everytime someone even sneezes in his direction.

Get shredded

Make more posts that consist of no actual words, just these characters:

                               

"1"

Gota ya! Next time I will be sure to pile on the baseless insults of an actual pro and take the sides of the nameless wannabees I will never meet at a BB meet.
Sounds like a great plan.
How about I also quit my job, tell my wife go to hell and move back in with my 80 yr old mother.

[Tapeworm]

Natural?

Yes.

[wes]

Ok let me see if I got this:
Do a bunch of drugs, be very serious, don't actually compete but rather post some faceless pics here on getbig for all to crack on.
Sounds like a real winner of a fun time

Now your talking!! 

[Deicide]

Despite over a decade of posting, I remain one of the getbig douchebags.
Obviously, I need some help from those that are a success here on getbig.
No matter what acomplishments I achieve in life, if I fail here on getbig, I will die a broken man.
I ask for your help.

PS/ I believe Bob Chick once said ; " I would trade my USA win and pro card for just one day of 100% approval on getbig"   

Dude, look at your post count, it's fucking pathetic; and you ask why you are where you are...tssk. Why don't you get past AT LEAST 10k posts and then MAYBE we can talk.....

[pic91]

1 ) Do not start thread like this.

 

[wes]

1 ) Do not start thread like this.

 

That is THE prerequisite!! 

[Mr Nobody]

Despite over a decade of posting, I remain one of the getbig douchebags.
Obviously, I need some help from those that are a success here on getbig.
No matter what acomplishments I achieve in life, if I fail here on getbig, I will die a broken man.
I ask for your help.

PS/ I believe Bob Chick once said ; " I would trade my USA win and pro card for just one day of 100% approval on getbig"   

How is the cave coming along man? Must be pretty good connectivity out there?