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I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« on: November 26, 2010, 02:08:00 PM »
Nice work...


But if you are on your period, get ready for some real checking!

A customer of popular women’s health company, Gladrags, relayed her recent experience at the hands of the TSA via email.

In short, she was asked to walk through a radiation firing naked body scanner and complied. The scanner produced a naked image of her, but because her sanitary towel was obscuring her most intimate parts from prying eyes, the TSA agents pulled her aside for a full groin search. Not something to be relished by any person, let alone someone who has previously suffered sexual assault

I recently traveled via air, and was subjected to that new scanning device. “No problem,” I thought. I was wearing jeans and a linen tanktop, bra, panties, and one camouflage pantyliner.

I’m a rule follower, so I never have any problems at the airport. Not this time. I was stopped, and then held for 15 minutes while they tried to find a female supervisor. I couldn’t get to my bag, my shawl or my shoes; just standing there while the TSA agents kept me in one place.

Now, I don’t want this to be about bad TSA agents; they were doing their job, they were as delicate as they could be, etc., etc. But what ultimately happened is that I was subjected to search so invasive that I was left crying and dealing with memories that I thought had been dealt with years ago of prior sexual assaults.

Why?

Because of my flannel panty-liner. These new scans are so horrible that if you are wearing something unusual (like a piece of cloth on your panties) then you will be subjected to a search where a woman repeatedly has to check your “groin” while another woman watches on (two in my case – they were training in a new girl – awesome)


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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2010, 02:09:35 PM »
Japan making fun out of America already.


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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2010, 02:10:40 PM »
"you like how I am searching you, girl?"
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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 02:13:48 PM »
Japan making fun out of America already.



 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2010, 02:15:35 PM »
"Yeah girl, you have any liquids over 2 Ounces?"
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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2010, 02:25:48 PM »
Better than internet porn.

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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2010, 04:56:27 PM »
if you remove all freedom then the terrorists have won. personally I think that alot of the security stuff is getting ridiculous, specially considering that alot of it is just for show.

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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2010, 05:00:55 PM »
"Yeah girl, I am a professional. I need to stick my fingers in there."
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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2010, 05:01:53 PM »
Japan making fun out of America already.



Funny shit right there.

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2010, 05:04:11 PM »
"Yeah girl, you have any sharp objects in your pussy hole because I'm likely going to check"
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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 05:11:50 PM »
Hmmm, I got a lot of experience in making women cry do you think that helps?  ;D

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2010, 05:22:49 PM »
Yep...let's appease all the bleeding hearts and not use effective profiling technology..so we can say we didn't offend some of the "peaceful Muslims." Let's keep groping 80 year old ladies from the Midwest and small children. What a joke.

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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2010, 05:45:03 PM »
Yep...let's appease all the bleeding hearts and not use effective profiling technology..so we can say we didn't offend some of the "peaceful Muslims." Let's keep groping 80 year old ladies from the Midwest and small children. What a joke.

This.

Fucking this.

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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2010, 05:52:44 PM »
I look forward to my handjob Monday morning!! :D
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Re: I want to be a TSA Agent! All perverts apply!
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2010, 07:05:36 PM »
I think Goodrum said he was going to be a TSA agent in another thread, maybe due to full body scans looking at the cocks.