seriously though Keith has a weight problem
They were going to make the story of Keith's Spider bite in to Arachnaphobia 2 but Keith ate the Director, Producer and Writer when they came over for dinner, apparently they misheard him when he said "would you like to come over and be my dinner?"
Is that the one where everyone becomes obese and eats everything off earth and people resort to cannibalism?
Thats the one, until they finally run in to Keith and the Worlds population dies of exhaustion trying to discover and eat every part of him.