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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2010, 05:51:38 PM »
Quote from: Howard on December 15, 2010, 10:07:54 PM
yeah and after she gets ass raped I fart in her face for good measure.
the I go pound the dogs ass good...that bitch needs it too
WTF??!!!   

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2010, 06:02:31 PM »
flip flops and a pack of rat traps
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2010, 06:06:45 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on December 15, 2010, 09:18:57 PM
Need gift idea for my wife.  Bitch already has everything.  :-\
victoria secret gift card-works everytime
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2010, 06:39:00 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on December 16, 2010, 06:06:45 PM
victoria secret gift card-works everytime

she likes 'la perla'  ::)  >:(
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2010, 06:41:24 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
she likes 'la perla nacklaces'  ::)  >:(
Check my first post. ::)
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2010, 06:53:47 PM »
Quote from: chaos on December 16, 2010, 06:41:24 PM
Check my first post. ::)

Nah she dont like those, why waste usable protein?  ;D
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #56 on: December 16, 2010, 07:03:15 PM »
Send wiggs over to fuck her
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #57 on: December 16, 2010, 07:04:38 PM »
Quote from: 99 Bananas on December 16, 2010, 07:03:15 PM
Send wiggs over to fuck her
That would be called rape.
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #58 on: December 16, 2010, 07:34:02 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
she likes 'la perla'  ::)  >:(
fuck that man, she better have a good job with taste that pricey  :o
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2010, 12:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Howard on December 15, 2010, 09:51:02 PM
I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.

That Howard is prolly one of the BEST post I ever ever read!!!! The Birthday hat made me crack up :)
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #60 on: December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM »
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #61 on: December 17, 2010, 12:37:59 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)

The Coach is in the handbag market now, too?  He's a mogul....
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #62 on: December 17, 2010, 12:40:20 PM »
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #63 on: December 17, 2010, 12:41:13 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on December 17, 2010, 12:40:20 PM



x2....smart man jj.

He's getting her some "juggs" for Christmas?  I always heard that was a mistake.
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #64 on: December 17, 2010, 01:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Majeeb-Durkah on December 16, 2010, 08:41:30 AM
For the past 6 months or so whenever she says she wants something I kept a note of it in my cellphone so when christmas came around I wouldn't have to think about what to get her...

That is a great idea!
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #65 on: December 17, 2010, 01:59:27 PM »
This
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #66 on: December 17, 2010, 02:03:35 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)

I don't get the whole Coach thing  ::) but everyone seems to have to have one ::).  I like Brighton better AND they're less expensive  :D
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #67 on: December 17, 2010, 02:44:38 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)

you sir are a good man. Cripes the one I want is 898.00
Quote from: Princess L on December 17, 2010, 02:03:35 PM

I don't get the whole Coach thing  ::) but everyone seems to have to have one ::).  I like Brighton better AND they're less expensive  :D

I have one but want another because they are purttttyyyyyyyy
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #68 on: December 17, 2010, 04:15:22 PM »
Quote from: Option D on December 17, 2010, 01:59:27 PM
This

I really like this idea....  but we open gifts at my mother-in-law's house.
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #69 on: December 17, 2010, 04:22:51 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on December 17, 2010, 04:15:22 PM
I really like this idea....  but we open gifts at my mother-in-law's house.

HMMM... I see the issue in this. ill think of something
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #70 on: December 17, 2010, 06:07:10 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on December 17, 2010, 04:15:22 PM
I really like this idea....  but we open gifts at my mother-in-law's house.
That's even better. ;D
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #71 on: December 18, 2010, 04:21:44 AM »
perfume among other things
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #72 on: December 18, 2010, 05:45:18 AM »
your mom jumping out of a cake
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #73 on: December 18, 2010, 05:55:21 AM »
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