2 hours of training per day and eating meat compared to vegetarian

[Marty Champions]

Excellent....important to announce your presence with authority....PAM cooking spray is great to slick up the sled with...

i plan on on preaching vegetarianism to each one i encounter and throwing falcon punches 2 inches from there pathetic faces to frighten them towards the right path i want them to go

[The Showstoppa]

i plan on on preaching vegetarianism to each one i encounter and throwing falcon punches 2 inches from there pathetic faces to frighten them towards the right path i want them to go

CLASSIC....."Daddy, the Falcon told me to eat only veggies and said he would come to our house and throw you off the porch if you bought us any meat..." 

[Red Hook]

i plan on on preaching vegetarianism to each one i encounter and throwing falcon punches 2 inches from there pathetic faces to frighten them towards the right path i want them to go

I prefer your daddy waddy account..at least he wasn't insipid.

[dj181]

Dear Falcon, You've inspired me to eat steak most every single day now, thanks bro!

[The Ugly]

i plan on on preaching vegetarianism to each one i encounter and throwing falcon punches 2 inches from there pathetic faces to frighten them towards the right path i want them to go

Veggie-fueled Falcon punches don't sound particularly frightening.