5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent read, January 4, 2011
By Muraenidae - See all my reviews
This review is from:
A Shore Thing (Hardcover)
It made for an excellent kindling to get my grill started so I could cook some burgers. Fortunately, or unfortunately, fire doesn't really care what is used to get them started. Some people have talked about how well it worked as toilet paper but my main complaint is that it is like using 20 grit and I somehow felt dumber after trying it. It is as if the words jumped off the paper and traveled up through my body to my brain and killed small parts of it. But seriously who knew Snooki could stay sober long enough to dictate these stories to someone literate? For those who don't know here is the chapter list.
Chapter 1: How to get the perfect spray tan
Chapter 2: There are no limits to your alcohol intake
Chapter 3: Why to never wear panties
Chapter 4: Antibiotics are your friends
Chapter 5: Poofs, Bumpits, and Ed Hardy hats
Chapter 6: Pickles and other phallic diets
Chapter 7: How to take a face punch
Chapter 8: Self-centered - How to live it
Chapter 9: On the island of reh-tards; I reign queen
Chapter 10: Why I am better than Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, and LiLo
