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Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« on: January 26, 2011, 07:30:31 AM »
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Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany


A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.

The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.

He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.

German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.

"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.

"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.




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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 12:05:18 PM »
What a shame. In Turkey he just could have stoned her to death.

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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 12:07:23 PM »
That's the spirit.
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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 12:11:55 PM »

A Turkish man living in Germany


Thats all you need to know.

Scum of the earth.

Bet his wife is a fat slag of a white woman, with over-pronating ankles and shit hair.
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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 12:12:56 PM »
Not bad.  Picture from her facebook.


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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 12:14:50 PM »
religion of peace  ::)

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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2011, 12:15:18 PM »
Not bad.  Picture from her facebook.



Thats not Xerses sister!

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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2011, 12:16:41 PM »
Not bad.  Picture from her facebook.




As with all photos of people, her eyes will follow you around the room...


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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2011, 12:17:21 PM »
Not bad.  Picture from her facebook.


If this is her, she'd get it everynight, tire her out...Shame that such women, tend to marry men incapable of keeping up...

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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2011, 12:17:30 PM »
picture from his facebook:


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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2011, 01:09:54 PM »
No, you are not misreading this!!!

Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany


A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.

The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.

He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.

German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.

"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.

"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.




http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01/26/man-seeks-protection-sex-crazed-wife-germany/#
Wow....must be gay

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Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2011, 01:12:57 PM »
Wow....must be gay

the wife must be 38-40 years old - based on normal people that would make her a fat/hairy/annoying pig - otherwise known as the MILF WITHOUT the ILF.
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