Author Topic: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.  (Read 3544 times)

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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2011, 07:13:31 PM »
We all have a bit of goodrum inside us. To be honest I'm feeling the urge to fill the bowl as we speak.
dude i still can't believe you're a real fucking person. i'm still in disbelief
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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2011, 07:19:35 PM »
get on your knees is 80% of success

Please don't encourage him.
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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2011, 09:54:23 PM »
lol...You know goodness well that's not me.

you look good wigs, real manly and handsome (no homo)

If you would go to bars here that's targeted for people 25-35 years old you would break hearts :P

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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2011, 09:57:47 PM »
you look good wigs, real manly and handsome (no homo)

If you would go to bars here that's targeted for people 25-35 years old you would break hearts :P
Yup x2 (no homo)
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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2011, 10:15:47 PM »
You should do a one man show called "La Cocina"
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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2011, 11:32:32 PM »
Mind you don't get cast as the black guy who takes a bullet rapier for the hero.

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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2011, 11:50:53 PM »
good luck brother, you will make a good rapist/janitor/some form of criminal or social degenerate.
No doubt about it...

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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2011, 12:32:30 AM »
i bet the roll is to play the token black guy.

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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2011, 12:46:51 AM »
They speaking jive in this play ???
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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2011, 02:37:40 AM »
Casting director Ken Waller commented on Wiggs' audition:

He's good, but he lacks too many things.


                  
His arms aren't big enough
to match his forehead.

  
                  
His thighs are too big for his pants.

  
                  
He's got one shirt.

  
                  
ln that, he looks like a cheap jewelry salesman.


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Re: Wish me luck fellas, I'm auditioning for a play 1st one in four years.
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2011, 05:04:46 AM »
i bet the roll is to play the token black guy.


There's definitely a market for that type. It seems every Romantic Comedy Hollywood puts out these days has one. Apparently, their research has concluded that a token will attract more blacks than it will repel whites.