- I recently opened a cafe in Japan, it's started out a bit shaky but people are slowly drifting in
- It's said that dogs can sense when an earthquake is about too hit, unfortunately for the Japanese they've ****** ate them all
- Earthquake hits Japan, this must be a real eye opener for them
- I see they're going to make a film the tsunami in Japan, they're going to call it 'Need for a Speedboat: Tokyo's Adrift''
- Now I know the Japanese are notorious for their crazy gameshows, but their version of Total Wipeout just takes the piss
- RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet
- The problem for the Japanese was that they could see how wide the wave was, but not how high...
- If only the Earthquake happened on shrove tuesday, we could have called it Japan Quake Day
- i have just invented a time machine that allows me to travel into the year 3000. i ended up in japan.
not much has changed, but they live underwater
- Plans for a charity concert for Japan are taking place.
Katrina and the Waves and The Drifters have already been confirmed to appear.