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Firemuscle

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I am a getbigger
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:33:15 PM »
 I've got a 150 iq.

 I've got an 8 inch cock, thick as a soda can.

 I'm 250 pounds, lean of course. But I can't post pics to prove it because uh..... my camera is broken.

 I own my own home and make about 80K per year.

 I only fuck perfect 10's. Everything else in beneath my standards.

 What else?
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Princess L

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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 05:36:46 PM »
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 05:38:18 PM »
Wow, Ron's really lowered the standards here since my account was approved.
I barely got in with my 9 inch cock and 150K a year salary.
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 05:39:23 PM »
Quote from: tendonitis on March 13, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
Wow, Ron's really lowered the standards here since my account was approved.
I barely got in with my 9 inch cock and 150K a year salary.


Most Getbiggers make that within an hour of the opening bell.
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Firemuscle

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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2011, 05:39:57 PM »
Quote from: Princess L on March 13, 2011, 05:36:46 PM

Hair?
Car?
Size of TV?

 Full head of hair, gelled up like a guido at a dance club. Or a shaved head (but that's cool because chicks dig a shaved head)  :-X

 Car, nothin less than a 20K ride for sho.

 TV. HUGE AND EXPENSIVE OF COURSE.

 No weakness, only strength. Even if it's pure delusion, no weakness
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 05:41:34 PM »
Quote from: tendonitis on March 13, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
Wow, Ron's really lowered the standards here since my account was approved.
I barely got in with my 9 inch cock and 150K a year salary.

;D ;D ;D

hello there ;) :D
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Firemuscle

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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 05:44:24 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 13, 2011, 05:41:34 PM
;D ;D ;D

hello there ;) :D


 Baby my cock is 9.5 inches.

 Also I am a hardcore biker. My club is called Tha Outlawz. You would fall in love with me and my huge cock.

 I make all my money from running meth on my Harley too. 2 million dollars per year. Wassup baby  :-* :P :-* :P
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2011, 05:46:12 PM »
I'm eating rice and chicken literally right now.
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2011, 05:46:13 PM »
Don't forget sub-7
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 05:53:53 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on March 13, 2011, 05:46:12 PM
I'm eating rice and chicken literally right now.

I had sushi and hibachi
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 05:56:47 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 13, 2011, 05:44:24 PM
Baby my cock is 9.5 inches.

 Also I am a hardcore biker. My club is called Tha Outlawz. You would fall in love with me and my huge cock.

 I make all my money from running meth on my Harley too. 2 million dollars per year. Wassup baby  :-* :P :-* :P


Sure ya do pal...
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Nirvana

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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 07:03:13 PM »
that whole 150+ IQ thing has gotten popular lately.















which has nothing to do with intelligence, wisdom, worth, integrity etc.  but congrats on an internet IQ "test"
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 07:06:28 PM »
Don't forget all around tough guy that can beat any MMA fighter.

And of course all natural, 100% genetics (or maybe gebetics)
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Hulkotron

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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 07:07:48 PM »
I have a Ph.D. and I got like a 108 on that test.  My whole professional life has been a waste so far.
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 07:09:14 PM »

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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2011, 08:26:09 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 13, 2011, 05:39:57 PM
Full head of hair, gelled up like a guido at a dance club. Or a shaved head (but that's cool because chicks dig a shaved head)  :-X

 Car, nothin less than a 20K ride for sho.

 TV. HUGE AND EXPENSIVE OF COURSE.

 No weakness, only strength. Even if it's pure delusion, no weakness


Everyone has a "weakness"



Knowing what it is (is) where your strength manifests itself. Of course I know this thread is nothing short of facetious.
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2011, 08:30:39 PM »
I dont get it. I know there are a lot of shit talkers on the net  However surely some others are making money bangin hot ass and driving nice cars.  I live in a huge house. Drive many nice cars.  Walk around at 285lb with 12/15% bf depending on the season.      I cant be the only one.
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2011, 08:52:23 PM »
Quote from: slacker on March 13, 2011, 08:30:39 PM
I dont get it. I know there are a lot of shit talkers on the net  However surely some others are making money bangin hot ass and driving nice cars.  I live in a huge house. Drive many nice cars.  Walk around at 285lb with 12/15% bf depending on the season.      I cant be the only one.

 Got pics to prove it?

 I am a 159 pounds and don't want to get bigger. My body feels great, healthy, full of energy, lean and good shape. Pussy pulling physique.

 I bloated myself up to 182 last year. Felt like shit, looked like shit. Fuck all that.

 Charlie Sheen weighs 160 and he don't give a fuck about his muscles. That's winning.

 Also I live in an apartment. Ride a bicycle. And bang fat and semi-ugly bitches. Winning.
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2011, 10:49:07 PM »
I sneezed for the first time in my life after drinking 32ounces of Plazmosis and I nearly wiped out all of Japan the other day.
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Firemuscle

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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2011, 11:20:44 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 13, 2011, 10:49:07 PM
I sneezed for the first time in my life after drinking 32ounces of Plazmosis and I nearly wiped out all of Japan the other day.

 I did the same thing when one of your Mom's pussy hairs got in my nose. Epic sneeze.
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Re: I am a getbigger
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2011, 06:59:18 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 13, 2011, 08:52:23 PM
Got pics to prove it?
 I am a 159 pounds and don't want to get bigger. My body feels great, healthy, full of energy, lean and good shape. Pussy pulling physique.

 I bloated myself up to 182 last year. Felt like shit, looked like shit. Fuck all that.

 Charlie Sheen weighs 160 and he don't give a fuck about his muscles. That's winning.

 Also I live in an apartment. Ride a bicycle. And bang fat and semi-ugly bitches. Winning.
this goes back to the whole "my camera is broken"


or some other dumbass reason
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