Who has the guts to invoke elemental spirits to help them ..bodybuild?

[loco]

There are many kinds of spirits which will permit themselves to be invoked by man and become his servant. Of these I will list a few:

Last time someone summoned Errutu, it did not go too well.

[MORTALCOIL]

theres a grl at work that is wikkan or whatever it is

she wears perturili(?) all the time and it stinks - I try to be nice to her so my balls dont fall off, I watched 'the craft; I know whats up

Potent evil perfume that is.

[roccoginge]

What if five people are invoking the same spirit at once, he wiil be there for all five at the same time? Like god.

[Mr Nobody]

its always best to choose to practice white magic over black magic

Are you saying Larry Bird could score over Manute?

[Spike]

Potent evil perfume that is.

haha - look at the def I found

petruli 
a hipie-used scent that smells just like sweat, ass, and body odor combined; prominent in New Paltz, New York and other areas of dense hippy population

2. - a scent used predominatly by dred-lock wearing males and females to attract others of the same hairdo, but keep away the "normies"

3. - the odor in the air at many head shops
Why does the hippy weat petruli, his/her body odor is already making me gag.

The head shop smells of petruli.

[Mr Nobody]

haha - look at the def I found

petruli  
a hipie-used scent that smells just like sweat, ass, and body odor combined; prominent in New Paltz, New York and other areas of dense hippy population

2. - a scent used predominatly by dred-lock wearing males and females to attract others of the same hairdo, but keep away the "normies"

3. - the odor in the air at many head shops
Why does the hippy weat petruli, his/her body odor is already making me gag.

The head shop smells of petruli.

Hell yea I know the smell some chicks like its kinda of a damn dirty oily smell supposed to have health benefits for relaxation used in aroma therapy. Mostly used to hide the smell of pot and shit. Course l like hippie chicks = catch22

[Parker]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinn    stories such as these used to give me the creeps as a kid

Jinn (Arabic: جن jinn, singular جني jinnī; variant spelling djinn) or genies are supernatural creatures in Arab folklore and Islamic teachings which occupy a parallel world to that of mankind. Together, jinn, humans and angels make up the three sentient creations of Allah. According to the Qur’ān, there are two creations that have free will[citation needed]: humans and jinn. Religious sources say barely anything about them; however, the Qur’an mentions that jinn are made of smokeless flame or "the fire of a scorching wind".[1] They have the ability to change their shape. Like human beings, the jinn can also be good, evil, or neutrally benevolent.[2]
The jinn are

Same thing as "spirits" , just a diff name---