Author Topic: I just had an explosive diarrhea after having lunch (Read 4175 times)

mahg · « **on:** March 23, 2011, 01:00:05 AM »

The dirty bastards cooking chicken curry without washing their hands the cock suckers.

Was the protein uploaded into my muscles or shit out?

Fallsview · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2011, 01:21:22 AM »

Yeah, you have to watch that. Maybe some pedialyte and some imodium ad will get you back on track. Wait until morning to take a vitamin elixir, then have a lite lunch of fruits with some soda water with quinine to prevent cramps.

GOOD LUCK

BE/ACT/STAY POSITIVE THROUGHOUT THE DAY.....

lovemonkey · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2011, 01:24:45 AM »

Buy a buttplug. Put it up your butt. No more diarrhea. Problem solved.

Ropo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2011, 01:37:54 AM »

Quote from: mahg on March 23, 2011, 01:00:05 AM

The dirty bastards cooking chicken curry without washing their hands the cock suckers.

Was the protein uploaded into my muscles or shit out?

You have eaten raw chicken, and that could kill you. Have a nice day

mahg · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2011, 01:41:26 AM »

Yes I took some loperamide and feel ok now. I was just curious about what happened to the protein in that meal.. whether it was utilized correctly or wasted?

wes · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2011, 01:46:06 AM »

This weeks thread of shit !!

Fallsview · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2011, 02:05:22 AM »

Quote from: wes on March 23, 2011, 01:46:06 AM

This weeks thread of shit !!

Hey Wes, you getting the snow storm right now? It was 50 degree's yesturday, right now we're getting pounded!!!! Sitting back and having a Genesee Cream Ale and watching the Flakes.lol

POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wes · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2011, 02:18:59 AM »

No snow yet bro.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:38:08 AM »

whreees the yellow sluts

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:44:26 AM »

Probably Beavis and Butthead working in the back.

mossel · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:30:00 AM »

pussy

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:37:32 AM »

Quote from: Fallsview on March 23, 2011, 01:21:22 AM

then have a lite lunch of fruits

last i checked...cannibalism is ILLEGAL

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2011, 12:06:59 PM »

Constipation cure 100%: salmonella sandwich.

wild willie · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2011, 12:36:57 PM »

Anglo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2011, 12:39:09 PM »

Quote from: mossel on March 23, 2011, 08:30:00 AM

pussy

P.I.P

Rami · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2011, 01:04:44 PM »

radiation

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2011, 01:59:24 PM »

Probably not the food but a taxed out Liver. You should get it checked pronto.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:38:06 PM »

Someone translate that video.

Meso_z · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:45:54 PM »

Quote from: mahg on March 23, 2011, 01:00:05 AM

The dirty bastards cooking chicken curry without washing their hands the cock suckers.

Was the protein uploaded into my muscles or shit out?

Im having diarrhea all over your moms face buddy, she always makes terrible lunch. Then, she proceeds cleaning my asshole with her tongue, by her own will and always complains how much of a failure is her son.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2011, 04:39:07 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on March 23, 2011, 03:40:43 PM

I'm not seeing this BDB must be a restricted pic of a whore?

pedro01 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:34:01 PM »

Lay off the balut mahg...