Fcking telemarketers...

[Croatch]

within a few days, I'm getting hit up on my cell buy these scumbags.
My latest reply, "Uhh...can you hear me....ok listen....go fuck yourself."
Tomorrow I may go with just singing a random song and see how long they last.
We should ban this in America, where greed runs wild.

[Mr. Magoo]

within a few days, I'm getting hit up on my cell buy these scumbags.
My latest reply, "Uhh...can you hear me....ok listen....go fuck yourself."
Tomorrow I may go with just singing a random song and see how long they last.
We should ban this in America, where greed runs wild.

if you tell them that the person they're asking for has died

they have to stop calling

[Croatch]

Great post about or even mildly related to bodybuidling.

A+ thread.

The telemarketer was trying to sell me steroids, but I told him, "No thanks...I didn't fail at bbing."

[Army of One]

Having worked at one of these places in my teen years, I strongly advise NOT to insult them, unless you want 5 times more calls per day.

[Doug_Steele]

if you tell them that the person they're asking for has died

they have to stop calling

^^^^^This

I did that shit when i was younger and felt terrible when the person really was dead.  Managers would be like, "Did you still sell them something" 

[Xerxes]

I was a telemarketer for 3 months

made 35 bucks /hour, wasn't too bad, got sick of saying the same shit over and over tho

[Mr Nobody]

I just say "hold on a second" put the phone down come back in a hour if they call again the process repeats.  

[Mr Nobody]

QFT these dragqueens give head to albino chimps.

We need to get Chuck muthafuck*ing Norris on their ass.

[ozman]

we have a DO NO CALL register in Australia

just put your number in and it is illegal for them to call

https://www.donotcall.gov.au/

[sync pulse]

Before "do not call" in the States, I would get 6-7 calls a day, and I was working nights at the time.  I bought a device that when the call is picked up it generated a false signal that registered on the telemarketers equipment as a non existant number...It worked very well...call volume dropped greatly.

[225for70]

Having worked at one of these places in my teen years, I strongly advise NOT to insult them, unless you want 5 times more calls per day.

I once insulted some telemarketer in India.I also gave him fake credit card information on purpose..

Needless to say that he was calling my house about 15 times a day, late at night, etc..He used a different number every-time he called.  

I think i called him a smelly Indian #### or someshit..I had to call the FBI, etc...Finally, after about 9 months the calls finally stopped.