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Butterbean

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Come on now.....
« on: April 11, 2011, 06:32:37 AM »
Could these really work?




Love the "dancing" lol
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 07:00:12 AM »
I adore your use of the word 'work' lolol laughingmyassoff


No, I have decided to join the older generation.  I will not have botox or a facial surgery.  I love my wispy gray hairs and my laugh lines.  My mum offered to buy me a boob job when I was 30 and I politely declined.  

I won't buy low fat nothing, I'm having the best.  I'd cringe if anyone were to look in my bathroom cabinet and see anti-wrinkle cream, I won't buy that crap !



I will not wear a girdle, my generation (joke here) burned their bras and chained themselves to the gates at Parliament in order to get the vote and be recognised.  Whatever.


Nowadays, all your young girlies want is >>>a boob job and a rich hubby.  And those elastic pants.  
silcone pushupbras



I fought for female parity for this?



I can only wear cotton
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ps:  BB, please continue to post 'what is it''s?  we love them...
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2011, 07:22:43 AM »
Stick on Silicone tits NUDE A-D Cup
BNIB
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 08:14:38 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on April 11, 2011, 06:32:37 AM
Could these really work?




Love the "dancing" lol

there's an app for that.


I call bs.
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xxxLinda

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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 08:44:41 AM »
no darling, it's all for real.  they in fact sell this crap and peeps actually buy it.  how about one of these?  you could shoot it down your pants...


Turn your iPhone into a powerful electron microscope! Amaze your friends and trick them into believing that your iPhone also acts as a microscope and is capable of magnifying objects by thousands of times.

Point the iPhone camera at your hands, and show your friends how the digital zoom magnifies your skin, revealing the cell structure with the precision and detail offered only by an expensive microscope! Aim the iPhone camera at your eye, and cause amazement when your screen will begin showing the inner parts of your eye, amongst blood vessels and various other filaments and cell. Finally, point the iPhone to your hair, and dazzle your friends as the tiniest particles your hair is made of begin to reveal themselves on the iPhone's screen!






You've far too many choices, surely?  You could get a boob job for £3,000 or a $99 app for that.  


But maybe them gorgeous skintoned plassy pants are a better option...


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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 09:32:30 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on April 11, 2011, 06:32:37 AM
Could these really work?



Love the "dancing" lol

I think they may work like spanx .. and that's about it .. I think she was using an invisible hula hoop for the "dancing"  :)
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 09:56:06 AM »
oh really?  

I didn't click the link (never do, I'm too scared to get virused).  

Yes, them there, they're called Spanx here too.


...I saw Grace Jones at Latitude (a festival) last year or the year before.  I was in wellies and a caravan, she did "Slave to the Rythym" hula hooping all the way through. The entire audience was flabbergasted, thought it was a hologram, but it wasn't.  (My lesbian friend made it right down to the front row and said it was for real.

That's rather a good exercise, Ms Jones is mad as a hatter and 65 or 70+.  Doubt she needs Spanx.



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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 10:05:07 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on April 11, 2011, 09:56:06 AM
 

I didn't click the link (never do, I'm too scared to get virused).  



you don't seem too scared to get virus' when you're fetching the filth to post up on the girls' board on fake t*ts and c*ckrings
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 02:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Butterbean on April 11, 2011, 06:32:37 AM
Could these really work?


Love the "dancing" lol

Won't the ingredients get washed away in the laundry?
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 02:16:21 PM »
Quote from: Butterbean on April 11, 2011, 06:32:37 AM
Could these really work?




Love the "dancing" lol

Worked for me.  Thanks.  :)
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 05:36:06 PM »
"It puts the lotion in the basket..."

LOL I doubt these things have any effect on cellulite other than helping hide it. I love how they always get models for these things that dont need to use the products their hocking. These will undoubtedly sell very well though.
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2011, 07:15:35 PM »
Quote from: Princess L on April 11, 2011, 02:13:42 PM

Won't the ingredients get washed away in the laundry?

yup
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Butterbean

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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2011, 07:05:48 AM »
Supposedly the "ingredients" last for 100 washes.

I think Migs and I should each try them out and report back our findings.
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 07:33:07 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on April 11, 2011, 07:22:43 AM
Stick on Silicone tits NUDE A-D Cup
BNIB
False advertisement!!!!!!!!!! >:(
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 07:34:42 PM »
Quote from: Butterbean on April 12, 2011, 07:05:48 AM
Supposedly the "ingredients" last for 100 washes.

I think Migs and I should each try them out and report back our findings.

i don't have cellulite

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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2011, 05:35:03 AM »
Quote from: Migs on April 12, 2011, 07:34:42 PM
i don't have cellulite

 >:(

Can you hula hoop ?  :D
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2011, 06:37:35 AM »
Quote from: w8m8 on April 13, 2011, 05:35:03 AM
Can you hula hoop ?  :D



Dont want to see :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2011, 09:46:26 AM »
Quote from: w8m8 on April 13, 2011, 05:35:03 AM
Can you hula hoop ?  :D

i'm latin, i'm good at moving my hips  ;)

you didn't mind last night Calvin
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Re: Come on now.....
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2011, 06:52:23 AM »
Quote from: Migs on April 13, 2011, 09:46:26 AM
i'm latin, i'm good at moving my hips  ;)

you didn't mind last night Calvin



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