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13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« on: May 03, 2011, 03:44:04 AM »
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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 03:51:07 AM »
Absolutely awful looking.  Who would want to watch Orientals play with wooden weapons and fight to the death for no real purpose?  Plus that language is absolutely horrid and discordant to the ears.  Every time they speak, it sounds like a forced bowel movement.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 03:57:28 AM »
Absolutely awful looking.  Who would want to watch Orientals play with wooden weapons and fight to the death for no real purpose?  Plus that language is absolutely horrid and discordant to the ears.  Every time they speak, it sounds like a forced bowel movement.
You're a fucking poser, all the way.

 I know your type.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 04:00:48 AM »
Absolutely awful looking.  Who would want to watch Orientals play with wooden weapons and fight to the death for no real purpose?  Plus that language is absolutely horrid and discordant to the ears.  Every time they speak, it sounds like a forced bowel movement.

You should learn another language before commenting on theirs... ::)
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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 04:05:23 AM »
You're a fucking poser, all the way.

 I know your type.
Sorry if I`d rather watch There Will Be Blood or Frost/Nixon or something along those lines.  I will make you a bit angrier now- I am in the process of building a movie theater in one of my rooms with a 130 inch screen.  It will of course be period correct and have an Antebellum theme to it with a playbill of "Our American Cousin" from Ford`s Theatre April 14, 1865. I refuse to get any kind of cable or satellite of any nature and I also refuse to own any television of any kind.  I just watch movies if I watch anything, so may as well focus on a dedicated movie room.  I hope this makes your blood boil a little more.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 04:15:32 AM »
I watched this two weeks ago. It was OK, nothing special. The opening and ending were good but it got pretty slow in the middle. The fights were very well scripted, also. There really wasn't much of a plot but it seemed to be pretty authentic so that was cool. And the director, who did Ichi the Killer, didn't go over the top on the gore like he usually does.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 04:16:57 AM »
I watched this two weeks ago. It was OK, nothing special. The opening and ending were good but it got pretty slow in the middle. The fights were very well scripted, also. There really wasn't much of a plot but it seemed to be pretty authentic so that was cool. And the director, who did Ichi the Killer, didn't go over the top on the gore like he usually does.

He's pretty famous, which why the film is pretty hyped.
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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2011, 04:20:26 AM »
Cut to pieces or a fine asian woman in a garden.


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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2011, 04:21:23 AM »
He's pretty famous, which why the film is pretty hyped.

He always does good work. The settings and costume work were very well done. The only problem was the lack of real plot development. But I still recommend checking it out as it's definitely one of the better samurai movies made recently.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 04:21:38 AM »
He's pretty famous, which why the film is pretty hyped.
::)

Pure crap.  Might as well watch Fast Five as its the same type of quality.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 04:25:52 AM »
Sorry if I`d rather watch There Will Be Blood or Frost/Nixon or something along those lines.  I will make you a bit angrier now- I am in the process of building a movie theater in one of my rooms with a 130 inch screen.  It will of course be period correct and have an Antebellum theme to it with a playbill of "Our American Cousin" from Ford`s Theatre April 14, 1865. I refuse to get any kind of cable or satellite of any nature and I also refuse to own any television of any kind.  I just watch movies if I watch anything, so may as well focus on a dedicated movie room.  I hope this makes your blood boil a little more.

 Actually I really don't give a shit about your movie theater. You fucking wierdo.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 04:26:46 AM »
It was a good movie, saw it on amazon...

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 04:35:05 AM »
Actually I really don't give a shit about your movie theater. You fucking wierdo.
I only posted that tidbit because I knew it would have you in a snarling frenzy.  Hows about you and Deicide lock yourselves up in a windowless room, order some Egg Rolls, share some raw oysters and then consummate the relationship by exchanging headbands.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 04:40:11 AM »
I only posted that tidbit because I knew it would have you in a snarling frenzy.  Hows about you and Deicide lock yourselves up in a windowless room, order some Egg Rolls, share some raw oysters and then consummate the relationship by exchanging headbands.

 Snarling frenzy about what? I'm chilling in my boxers smoking a bowl, feeling on top of the world. You're a delusional twat.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 05:58:07 AM »
Sorry if I`d rather watch There Will Be Blood or Frost/Nixon or something along those lines.  I will make you a bit angrier now- I am in the process of building a movie theater in one of my rooms with a 130 inch screen.  It will of course be period correct and have an Antebellum theme to it with a playbill of "Our American Cousin" from Ford`s Theatre April 14, 1865. I refuse to get any kind of cable or satellite of any nature and I also refuse to own any television of any kind.  I just watch movies if I watch anything, so may as well focus on a dedicated movie room.  I hope this makes your blood boil a little more.



Ford's Theatre!


....make sure you sit in the back row!

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2011, 06:06:59 AM »
Absolutely awful looking.  Who would want to watch Orientals play with wooden weapons and fight to the death for no real purpose?  Plus that language is absolutely horrid and discordant to the ears.  Every time they speak, it sounds like a forced bowel movement.

 

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2011, 04:37:33 PM »
Sorry if I`d rather watch There Will Be Blood or Frost/Nixon or something along those lines.  I will make you a bit angrier now- I am in the process of building a movie theater in one of my rooms with a 130 inch screen.  It will of course be period correct and have an Antebellum theme to it with a playbill of "Our American Cousin" from Ford`s Theatre April 14, 1865. I refuse to get any kind of cable or satellite of any nature and I also refuse to own any television of any kind.  I just watch movies if I watch anything, so may as well focus on a dedicated movie room.  I hope this makes your blood boil a little more.
LMAO were you will watch the video of your 112 dead lifts with 225 and hang your gravity suit right?

LMAO

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2011, 05:01:48 PM »
Asian film starts and ends with this one.


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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2011, 08:05:30 PM »
Assassings is getting good reviews and high verbal praise among L.A. Film makers and those who work behind the scenes and some of us might not like Fast Five but it is doing remarkable business for a somewhat suffering Universal.

I hope THOR does even better (topping $83 Million+) because Hemsworth is a great person whom I hope is a major success in the motion picture biz.

And "THOR" will either make or break him

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2011, 08:25:53 AM »
Absolutely awful looking.  Who would want to watch Orientals play with wooden weapons and fight to the death for no real purpose?  Plus that language is absolutely horrid and discordant to the ears.  Every time they speak, it sounds like a forced bowel movement.

moron  ::)

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2011, 07:49:39 PM »
Asian film starts and ends with this one.


nope

shogun assassin for the win...


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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2011, 07:56:56 PM »
Better as books.

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Re: 13 Assassins Trailer looking badass...
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2011, 08:19:04 PM »
Better as books.

never read the book but the movie is good the little kids narration makes it to be honest.