Its fucking idiots like you that keep new members from posting here. So stfu or be productive you fucking ass munching butt pirate BTW Oakman I found this link. Dont know how acccurate it is thoughhttp://www.healthcentral.com/cholesterol/home-body-fat-test-2774-143.html
No, you're the idiot. the mirror is fine.
First you'll need a car battery, some alligator clips, and a good razor.