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http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/12/baseball-fan-almost-replays-fatal-fall/?hpt=hp_c2

Baseball fan almost replays fatal fall




Other fans catch Keith Carmickle as he tumbles over a wall Monday night during the Home Run Derby at Chase Field in Phoenix.


On the day a memorial service was held in Texas for a baseball fan who suffered fatal injuries while reaching for a ball, a man at Major League Baseball's Home Run Derby nearly took a similar fall.

During the contest at Chase Field in Phoenix, Keith Carmickle of Kingman, Arizona, stepped on a small table and reached over a railing for a ball hit by Milwaukee Brewers star Prince Fielder, AZCentral.com reported.

Carmickle lost his balance and tumbled over the railing head first. His brother, Kraig Carmickle, a friend, Aaron Nelson, and a couple of other men caught him by his limbs, saving him from an estimated 20-foot fall to the stadium's pool deck, according to the site.

"He tried to catch it. I grabbed his legs and his brother grabbed his arms," Nelson told AZCentral. "So when he went over the ledge, we pulled him back. He wasn't going down. I was holding on."

Watch ESPN video of the near-fall from CNN affiliate KPHO-TV

On a different batted ball, another fan leapt and landed in the stadium's pool with a big splash - and with the ball. He jumped around exultantly in the water, apparently unhurt.

Firefighter Shannon Stone fell to his death in front of his young son Thursday at a Texas Rangers game at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. Stone fell while reaching over a rail for a ball tossed into the stands by Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton. Stone was buried Monday in his hometown of Brownwood, Texas.

Hamilton will play in Tuesday night's All-Star Game in Phoenix but did not participate in the Home Run Derby.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2011, 05:05:56 AM »

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2011, 05:06:20 AM »
Seems Americans don't only have problems understanding the laws of evolution. The laws of physics also seem to puzzle them.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2011, 05:07:29 AM »
Seems Americans don't only have problems understanding the laws of evolution. The laws of physics also seem to puzzle them.
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2011, 05:07:37 AM »
Being that he survived he very could write it.  On the other hand, being that he was willing to do that for a baseball, it's unlikely he even has the mental capacity to know the lyrics to "Happy Birthday"

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2011, 05:09:05 AM »
Stretching for that fourth hot dog by the look of him.  "Agh!  My weiner!"

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2011, 05:12:53 AM »
Seems Americans don't only have problems understanding the laws of evolution. The laws of physics also seem to puzzle them.


 ;D ;D

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2011, 05:13:15 AM »
ROFLAMO @ Krankenstein and Tapeworm.   Good stuff.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2011, 05:27:30 AM »
Darwin's Survival of the Fitest.
nature screening itself out.
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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2011, 05:28:25 AM »
I wonder if the texas rangers paid all the funeral cost and family support....hahahahahahah a.........at least they could show the grieving family that they cared......but, these crazy ass fans still won't learn common sense. I have a feeling we'll see more morons plunge to their death and the Stadiums will soon setup higher fences on those upper decks......

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 05:32:13 AM »
They oughta make a spectacle out of it, perhaps some spikes and a pack of rabid dogs at the bottom.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2011, 05:36:17 AM »
They could hand out free baseballs to everyone in attendance and this stupid shit would still happen.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2011, 05:48:19 AM »
Most interesting thing in baseball for 10 years

apart from that death

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2011, 10:48:50 AM »
What an idiot, he's lucky to be alive.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2011, 12:11:30 PM »
Darwinism at work right there. No luck this time though.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2011, 12:13:48 PM »
If I had to sit thru an entire baseball game i would attempt to dive over the rail too...

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2011, 12:17:30 PM »
risking you life as a fan for something so meaningless and pointless as sport.

I guess sport fans love to give their money away and sit and watch grown ups playing with a ball of some sort,  make them millionaires in the process,

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2011, 12:23:45 PM »
Rami, is that Syd Barrett in your avatar?

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2011, 12:30:08 PM »
Rami, is that Syd Barrett in your avatar?

no it's the worlds single most powerful Mafioso man, here making fun out of Santa,

it's the Pope.


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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2011, 12:36:02 PM »
I have attended a few baseball games and somehow I managed to live. It's really not that hard.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2011, 02:54:24 PM »
I figure catching a fly ball at a baseball game is probably akin to groping a muscle bear at a bodybuilding expo.  Fans will be fans I suppose.


lol at true anus in this video, attempting to keep a 3/4 porfile to show off his little muscles under his 14 y/o XXS shirt.

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2011, 06:38:34 PM »
If I had to sit thru an entire baseball game i would attempt to dive over the rail too...

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2011, 06:48:34 PM »
Didn't Beethoven already write Beethoven's 9th Symphony?

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Re: Another one who won`t be writing Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony. ( : /)
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2011, 09:54:46 PM »
Seems Americans don't only have problems understanding the laws of evolution. The laws of physics also seem to puzzle them.

There was one day, back in 2001, that we let physics take the entire day off!