1. Looks good in a black t-shirt Permabulker
2. Barrel chest, stick legs, no triceps sleeveless flannel Permabulker
3. Mean mugging while slamming plates on and off the Smith Machine Permabulker
4. Isolation excersizes for detail and ignore the cardio equipment Permabulker
5. Always looking exhausted in front of the squat rack while putting on or removing your knee wraps but never actually squat Permabulker
6. Ignored by the gym hotties no matter how loud the grunting or slamming of the plates
7. Embarrassed to change into/out of black t-shirt, often has to wear the stinking black t-shirt to and from the gym
