Internet's wet dream:
Punk wins title
Christian wins WHC
Danielson wins MITB
Johnny Ace knocked out
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Here are the results from tonight’s Money in the Bank match. The Smackdown Money in the Bank match starts the show off. In a surprise, Danial Bryan win the match. Kelly Kelly beat Bri Bella in a short match. Mark Henry and Big Show are out next. Mark Henry wins. Afterwards, Mark Henry injures Big Shows knee and he is strechered out. Alberto Del Rio won the Raw Money in the Bank match. Christian won the WWE title by getting Randy Orton DQ’d. Main Event is next. CM Punk won the World Title with the GDS. Vince McMahon tried to make Alberto Del Rio cash in his Briefcase. However, CM Punk left through the crowd
After the PPV ended, the referees helped up WWE executive John Laurinaitis, and he made it back up the ramp about three quarters of the way, and then he was leveled by Vince McMahon.