First of all: Where do you find this shit?
Second: Why does she keep referring to "shoving" it in?
She calls it an "Infected Area" and she is not pronouncing the disease correctly.
Strange people. Strange times. Why not just lay back, spread em' and dump it in? She doesn't mention getting it out. Queef it out? Where?
Don't women spend a lifetime jamming their box with "yogurt" and baby-batter anyway?
Where's the revelation?