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Why can't this shit happen to me!
« on: August 04, 2011, 02:20:58 PM »
 
   A cook at the Pittsburgh Steelers team complex is driving around in a red Mercedes convertible thanks to an unexpected and generous deal from the franchise's former secondary coach.

On his final day in Pittsburgh before taking over as defensive coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals, Ray Horton gave his 1999 Mercedes SL500 to cafeteria worker Maurice Matthews.

The cook had always kidded around with Horton, telling him he was coaching his position and asking when he'd be allowed to drive his sports car. Horton would jokingly reply, "you can't afford the gas in it."

But on his final day in Pittsburgh, Horton approached Matthews to say goodbye and asked if he could borrow whatever money he had in his pocket. When Matthews handed over a twenty, Horton said "sold for $20!" and handed him the keys to his car.

"Ray said, 'Hey, you always liked the car, you're a good dude, I know you'll take care of it," Matthews told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "It's yours."

The next day he drove Horton to the airport and received all the paperwork to take ownership of the car. With 64,000 miles on it, Matthews ended up paying $20 for a vehicle that carries a Kelly Blue Book value of $17,735.

"It's just taking care of guys who took care of you," Horton told the Arizona Cardinals team blog.

The Cardinals got a good man. And cafeteria workers in Tempe just found their new favorite customer.



There is hope for the human race yet!  :o Does he have to pay tax on it?

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 02:35:54 PM »
aim higher
capitalism baby!

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 02:47:35 PM »
aim higher
lol. still a nice car for 20 bucks!  :o

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 04:04:03 PM »
he'll have to forkover 7 grand for taxes though

fucks life
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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 06:29:24 PM »
Does he have to pay tax on it?


If they wrote it up as a $20.00 transaction, then he'll only pay taxes on the $20.

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 07:56:20 PM »

If they wrote it up as a $20.00 transaction, then he'll only pay taxes on the $20.

in arizona,,,dmv now uses KBB value,,,but not all tellers will use it they just use reciept how much is paid for,,,my friend bought a 2008 land cruiser that was missing a engine, tranny, but car in good shape overall just missing engine and tranny the DMV said KBB is valued nearly 50k so you owe 50k taxs on it though he bought it from a friend for only 20k,,,,they ignored the 20k transaction forced him to pay the 50k kbb value they dont care what condition car is in they take high value on kbb and force you to charge the tax on it,,,

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 02:22:59 AM »
in arizona,,,dmv now uses KBB value,,,but not all tellers will use it they just use reciept how much is paid for,,,my friend bought a 2008 land cruiser that was missing a engine, tranny, but car in good shape overall just missing engine and tranny the DMV said KBB is valued nearly 50k so you owe 50k taxs on it though he bought it from a friend for only 20k,,,,they ignored the 20k transaction forced him to pay the 50k kbb value they dont care what condition car is in they take high value on kbb and force you to charge the tax on it,,,


Damn...
Fukk Arizona!! ;D
When I bought my first car in college, I paid just under the Kelly and only owed taxes on the amount I actually paid.

Paying sales tax on any used vehicle is a scam.
The asshole state already collected tax money on the car when it was sold the first time!

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 02:30:34 AM »
If you do G4P, you can do better than this.

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 02:58:48 AM »
If you do G4P, you can do better than this.

always talking about gay 4 pay you must be big in the homo industry. sounds like your favorite is when you get face painted. You are the gimp and do not get payed they just let you use the computer when business is slow. The russian pimps keep you locked up in the basement and let you out when it's time  for a male gangbang. you get full off eating male semen all day. You love doing shit and piss flicks thats when you get your extra protein and fluids. sorry you were raised by inbred parents who dropped you off in vaseline alley when you were born. your a fat piece of gay for pay doggshit yet your so happy!

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2011, 03:03:22 AM »
always talking about gay 4 pay you must be big in the homo industry. sounds like your favorite is when you get face painted. You are the gimp and do not get payed they just let you use the computer when business is slow. The russian pimps keep you locked up in the basement and let you out when it's time  for a male gangbang. you get full off eating male semen all day. You love doing shit and piss flicks thats when you get your extra protein and fluids. sorry you were raised by inbred parents who dropped you off in vaseline alley when you were born. your a fat piece of gay for pay doggshit yet your so happy!

Oh boy, this coming from the guy who send me PMs melting all over the place. You're having your periods I guess so I'll keep it polite. Just go and saw back your lips to Uncle Franco's nutsack.

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2011, 03:19:52 AM »
Similar shit happened here in South Africa...

South African Business Man Tips Car Guard With His Audi R8

South African car guards are quite annoying really. They are handy if you’re in a tight reversing situation, but when it comes to protecting your car.. I doubt they would be of much help. They love to ask for money, even if you sat in your car while in the parking space.

To be honest, they think that they should get cash for just seeing your car.

Anyway, this story is a bit different.

A businessman in Cape Town South Africa was very generous on Thursday as he left his R1.4million Audi R8 as a tip. The business man handed his keys over to the two car guards working at the Cable Car station on Table Mountain.

The police said that the two men were given the car and that the paper work is in order.

There is now a sticker on the bonnet with a message “A future for all”.


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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2011, 03:23:27 AM »
Apparently the car guards are already up on fraud charges  :D

http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2011/01/17/audi-r8-car-guards-are-facing-fraud-charges/

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2011, 03:23:43 AM »
Similar shit happened here in South Africa...

South African Business Man Tips Car Guard With His Audi R8

South African car guards are quite annoying really. They are handy if you’re in a tight reversing situation, but when it comes to protecting your car.. I doubt they would be of much help. They love to ask for money, even if you sat in your car while in the parking space.

To be honest, they think that they should get cash for just seeing your car.

Anyway, this story is a bit different.

A businessman in Cape Town South Africa was very generous on Thursday as he left his R1.4million Audi R8 as a tip. The business man handed his keys at gunpoint  over to the two car guards working at the Cable Car station on Table Mountain.

The police said that the two men were given the car and that the paper work is in order.

There is now a sticker on the bonnet with a message “A future for all”.



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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2011, 03:39:21 AM »
Similar shit happened here in South Africa...

South African Business Man Tips Car Guard With His Audi R8

South African car guards are quite annoying really. They are handy if you’re in a tight reversing situation, but when it comes to protecting your car.. I doubt they would be of much help. They love to ask for money, even if you sat in your car while in the parking space.

To be honest, they think that they should get cash for just seeing your car.

Anyway, this story is a bit different.

A businessman in Cape Town South Africa was very generous on Thursday as he left his R1.4million Audi R8 as a tip. The business man handed his keys over to the two car guards working at the Cable Car station on Table Mountain.

The police said that the two men were given the car and that the paper work is in order.

There is now a sticker on the bonnet with a message “A future for all”.



No money for gas

No money for repairs

Ugly shantytown women

Possibly get set on fire over the car


What's the pt giving them the car? 

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2011, 04:48:04 AM »
he'll have to forkover 7 grand for taxes though

fucks life

He bought it for $20.  if sales tax in PA is 6% like it has been, that comes to $1.20.  Im pretty sure he can afford that.

Horton is a good dude...most from the Steeler organization are.  I'm happy for Pittsburgh West, err I mean the Arizona Steelers, damn I mean the Pittsburgh Cardinals......aww nevermind.

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Re: Why can't this shit happen to me!
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2011, 04:54:00 AM »
in arizona,,,dmv now uses KBB value,,,...

Makes sense, or tax evasion would flourish.

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