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Howard

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Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« on: August 06, 2011, 12:41:02 AM »
Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement

Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement

posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement

posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement

posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement

posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement

Favorite movie : Transformers I or II

Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 12:45:08 AM »
Use CRC on that 10 speed Howie  ;D
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 09:19:44 AM »
Posted condition: abs are starting to show
Actual condition: those so called abs are actually huge fat induced strech marks
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 09:20:50 AM »
several basement references
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 02:48:53 PM »
 :D
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2011, 02:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:41:02 AM
Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement

Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement

posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement

posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement

posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement

posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement

Favorite movie : Transformers I or II

Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu

Just described your true self then ::)

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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »

Posted: Lifetime natty, lots of hard work, might try steroids to "see how i respond"

Reality: Lifetime juicer, been stagnating for a few years now, might jump on gh+slin for a new "boost"

Posted: I'm a 230 pound ripped navy seal who owns a private island, lifts 600 pound rocks, own a private jet, drive 2 lamborghinis and fuck a different supermodel every day.

Reality: 180 pounds of skinnyfatness, lives in a 200 dollar apartment using the neighbours wifi, lifts the broomstick with 2 cans of tomato soup aside for 3, and uses a second hand fleshlight while watching female bb vids.


Im not saying i'm any better.
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2011, 04:08:21 PM »
posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades

actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2011, 04:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:41:02 AM
Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement

Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement

posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement

posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement

posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement

posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement

Favorite movie : Transformers I or II

Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu

How did you guess?!?!?!?!


Quote from: Mr. Magoo on August 06, 2011, 09:20:50 AM
several basement references

Maybe Howard has nightmares about that movie "The Devil's Backbone".
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 04:16:23 PM »
Quote from: biff on August 06, 2011, 04:08:21 PM
posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades

actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles
Busted, damn !  Screw you then, no more 20% discount , you pay the full  5 bucks like everyone else from now on.
FYI, the blonde wig is no more, I am now a hot red head.  :-*
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Howard

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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2011, 04:17:44 PM »
Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on August 06, 2011, 03:14:38 PM
Posted: Lifetime natty, lots of hard work, might try steroids to "see how i respond"

Reality: Lifetime juicer, been stagnating for a few years now, might jump on gh+slin for a new "boost"

Posted: I'm a 230 pound ripped navy seal who owns a private island, lifts 600 pound rocks, own a private jet, drive 2 lamborghinis and fuck a different supermodel every day.

Reality: 180 pounds of skinnyfatness, lives in a 200 dollar apartment using the neighbours wifi, lifts the broomstick with 2 cans of tomato soup aside for 3, and uses a second hand fleshlight while watching female bb vids.


Im not saying i'm any better.

Hahaha I like the navy seal who fuks supermodels vs  200 dollar apt useing neighbors stuff hehehe
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2011, 04:46:41 PM »
Posted reason: I wear hardcore clothing like sweatshirts and lifting belts, only fags show off
Actual reason: I hide my hideous gut and need a girdle to keep me from looking pregnant
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2011, 05:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Howard on August 09, 2011, 04:16:23 PM
Busted, damn !  Screw you then, no more 20% discount , you pay the full  5 bucks like everyone else from now on.
FYI, the blonde wig is no more, I am now a hot red head.  :-*

cant wait!
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2011, 08:28:53 PM »
Quote from: biff on August 06, 2011, 04:08:21 PM
posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades

actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles

lolz
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2011, 08:38:13 PM »
Quote from: biff on August 06, 2011, 04:08:21 PM
posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades

actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles

You forgot "furiously masturbating to MD magazines, then shuts himself in the bathroom and weeps for hours in fear that he "might be homosexual", then logs on to getbig, surfs men in thongs and talks about "how much i respect my wife".
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Re: Posted vs actual bios of the avg getbigger
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2011, 08:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:41:02 AM
Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement

Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement

posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement

posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement

posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement

posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement

Favorite movie : Transformers I or II

Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu

So, basically you believe every person who posts on Getbig is someone like Bud Bundy?  :D
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