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MikMaq

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Alpha'd my way out of a fight
« on: September 01, 2011, 10:51:54 PM »
Just alpha'd my way out of fight. Bucko was trying to fight my friend and I stopped that shit.

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 11:45:53 PM »
Yes just alphaed my way out of fight. Bye was trying to fight m bro and I stopped that shit.
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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 02:08:01 AM »
Yes just alphaed my way out of fight. Bye was trying to fight m bro and I stopped that shit.

English.

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 05:56:17 AM »
A real alpha would have shot out his own windshield :D

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 05:59:02 AM »
A real alpha would have shot out his own windshield :D


 :o :o :o :D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 06:38:47 AM »
A real alpha would have shot out his own windshield :D
LOL. First play in the book.   

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 07:08:44 AM »
A real alpha would have shot out his own windshield :D
Haahahahah

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 07:50:22 AM »
A real alpha would have shot out his own windshield :D

 ;D

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 07:50:49 AM »
Yes just alphaed my way out of fight. Bye was trying to fight m bro and I stopped that shit.

Don't you have a birchbark canoe to build?

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 07:53:10 AM »
Yes just alphaed my way out of fight. Bye was trying to fight m bro and I stopped that shit.

I think they spell it "bi"...ask your bro who was probably getting beaten up for giving the guy herpes.

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 07:53:51 AM »
Thread of the month.
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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 08:07:22 AM »
Fuckin hard core brah

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2011, 08:08:21 AM »
The bad guy should always know that you're not running from them...

You're running at them.

I swear on everything holy, if I'm ever mugged, on the off chance I don't just blow the cat's brains out... I will take his wallet and shoes... and maybe even make him walk home with no pants.   Sure, I'll drive a mile and litter his shit, it's not that I want his scrub stuff.

I just want him to have to go home to his old lady and explain that his attempt failed - and that he in fact got robbed.  He will be robbed of his dignity - that's a win.

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 08:23:23 AM »
The bad guy should always know that you're not running from them...

You're running at them.

I swear on everything holy, if I'm ever mugged, on the off chance I don't just blow the cat's brains out... I will take his wallet and shoes... and maybe even make him walk home with no pants.   Sure, I'll drive a mile and litter his shit, it's not that I want his scrub stuff.

I just want him to have to go home to his old lady and explain that his attempt failed - and that he in fact got robbed.  He will be robbed of his dignity - that's a win.

Throw in a curb stomp for good measure.  "Bite the curb!"

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2011, 08:38:34 AM »
Yes just alphaed my way out of fight. Bye was trying to fight m bro and I stopped that shit.

Judging from your post, he must have whipped your ass pretty damn well.

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2011, 08:49:30 AM »
Bye finally gets what m deserved!
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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2011, 09:10:44 AM »
English.
 I was drunk as shit when I made this thread so blow me.

So it was this stupid fuck was gonna kick the shit out of my twink friend.  My bud brought up the fucks uncle who had killed himself, the dude was looking to do him in real primal stuff . However I was able to steer him away from that shit. It required a fuck ton of assertiveness and showing all the signs of a true alpha. Anyhow keyboard warriors keep pretending like this wasn't real. In the end I saved my bud from a nasty trip to the hospital, if you don't think that serious business you need to grow up, or get some perspective.  

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2011, 09:13:06 AM »
A real alpha would have shot out his own windshield :D

LOL

 :D

fuck i almost forget how much of a complete tool he is when hes just lurking and not posting, licking his wounds for being a failure at pretty much everything in life.
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Re: Alpha'd my way out of a fight
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2011, 10:00:01 AM »
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Re: Alpha'd my way out of a fight
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2011, 10:13:49 AM »

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2011, 10:18:29 AM »
 I was drunk as shit when I made this thread so blow me.

So it was this stupid fuck was gonna kick the shit out of my twink friend.  My bud brought up the fucks uncle who had killed himself, the dude was looking to do him in real primal stuff . However I was able to steer him away from that shit. It required a fuck ton of assertiveness and showing all the signs of a true alpha. Anyhow keyboard warriors keep pretending like this wasn't real. In the end I saved my bud from a nasty trip to the hospital, if you don't think that serious business you need to grow up, or get some perspective.  

Hmmm......very, very, close to being a "Slacker" post.

Hi Slacker - you still huffing the peen?

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2011, 10:32:52 AM »
 I was drunk as shit when I made this thread so blow me.

So it was this stupid fuck was gonna kick the shit out of my twink friend.  My bud brought up the fucks uncle who had killed himself, the dude was looking to do him in real primal stuff . However I was able to steer him away from that shit. It required a fuck ton of assertiveness and showing all the signs of a true alpha. Anyhow keyboard warriors keep pretending like this wasn't real. In the end I saved my bud from a nasty trip to the hospital, if you don't think that serious business you need to grow up, or get some perspective.  

You must be a beast.

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Re: Alpha my way out of a fight
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2011, 10:37:22 AM »
Hmmm......very, very, close to being a "Slacker" post.

Hi Slacker - you still huffing the peen?
You a little detective? This isn't a game you wanna start and in the end you'll find out this site consists of just 9 people all with split personalities, multiple homes, government connections and some part that makes you a key figure.