Breaking news - Burt and Ernie are not gay, just best friends!

[Nails]

  

http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/11/sesame-street-bert-and-ernie-arent-gay-puppets-statement-sesame-street-workshop-facebook-rumors-marriage-online-petition/





Sesame Street Bert & Ernie AREN'T GAY!!!





Sesame Street has finally responded to age-old rumors that Bert and Ernie are gay -- claiming the infamous room-sharing man-puppet odd couple are JUST FRIENDS ... and have no sexual orientation whatsoever.

A petition emerged online this week, urging the creators of Sesame Street to marry the two puppets -- but the Sesame Workshop just posted a message on its Facebook account, writing, "Bert and Ernie are best friends."

The statement continues, "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves."

"Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics ... they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation."

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu re.

[_bruce_]

 

[Nails]

HAHAHAHAHAH i never understood this one, Until now after seeing season 5 of the sopranos

[The_Iron_Disciple]

I always assumed Ernie was the power bottom.

[BIG ACH]

Oh Phew!!  My childhood is saved!



Its only gay if you want it to be!  


Bodybuilding Related!

Bert:


Ernie:

[bradistani]

of course they're not. i never thought as much when i was a kid, and i certainly don't think it now..

just a sign of the fucked up times we're living in now.. where even the innocent has to be corrupted and made filthy all in the name of political correctness 

[liberty]

Katie Perry gets the boot for being to risque but Bert and Ernie get married .

[Tito24]

Oh Phew!!  My childhood is saved!



Its only gay if you want it to be!  


Bodybuilding Related!

Bert:


Ernie:

lol

[paradoxno1]

Today's programme was brought to you by the letters H,I and V.

[Bad Boy Dazza]

I always knew they were not gay. Those who started the petition however...

[sync pulse]

People read too much into whether or not fictional characters are gay,...what about Tin Tin?

[sync pulse]

Or the "Monarch"?

[sync pulse]

I will concede on this guy though...

[bike nut]

"Bert" and "Ernie" aren't gay...they're just a couple of alpha bros hanging out in Solana Beach having sushi together and posting their pics on getbig.

Nothing gay about that at all.<ROLLEYES>

 

[Mr.1derful]

of course they're not. i never thought as much when i was a kid, and i certainly don't think it now..

just a sign of the fucked up times we're living in now.. where even the innocent has to be corrupted and made filthy all in the name of political correctness 

X1000

[RUDE BUOY]

lotta myths getting crucified in this thread