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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2011, 04:45:48 PM »
Quote from: 99 Bananas on August 21, 2011, 03:48:05 PM
If you subscribe to the whole god deal, you understand that god is all things. High and low, birth and death, torn and un-torn triceps etc...

This depends on a definition of God. Before Christians came and made tons of useless theories called "theology" there were gazillions of concepts of what can god be.
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2011, 04:54:12 PM »
Judge not, lest yea be judged...
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2011, 05:26:23 PM »
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2011, 05:27:38 PM »
branch "warren" is at war with himself and his fate, just look at his last name to know the obvious
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2011, 05:54:55 PM »
Quote from: gh15 on August 21, 2011, 10:46:02 AM
you wann aknow why? i will tell you why friend,,

the body for the christian is his and her temple,, they are really fucked up,,insted of the head and brain being the tample ,, and the heart...its their body ,, and they will go into anything to build it this is their excuse,, look at chiwawa ray he is good example of fella who lost his brain to this,, such a fake person ,, yes a good bodybuild that lied in his day and was very good bodybuild ..but when come to life such a misguided soul,,such twisted reality ,, too much to try to explain in words,,just a frastrated individual that chose jesus to put his frastration twards,,

becoming better christian is the excuse to allow yourself the activity of HORMONIZING your mama and papa,,

it never works by thway

gh15 approved

hey now, pretty sure the greatest of all time Big Ron Coleman is a christian, i look up to that dude, never forgot to thank God #1 in his victory speeches either, class act all the way.
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2011, 12:04:42 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on August 21, 2011, 10:56:53 AM
it very well may be that there is no god, but its human nature to assume there is one. and logically speaking there are very strong arguments in support of there being one, from infinite divisibility of matter to free will to causality. all of this being known, it is no wonder why so many very intelligent people seek refuge in the christian faith. and yes, some "stupid" people as well.

I can agree with that, but for these reasons: to explain the natural fenomena (nowadays not so important anymore), and because it may diminish the fear of death.....
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2011, 01:13:32 AM »
the main reason god hates branch is because he hates squats as hes well over 6ft tall so he prefers hacks and leggpresses
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2011, 01:29:50 AM »
so he wants to go to the gym to train his right side only!!.. he will kill his left/right sides symmetry like this :D
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2011, 01:31:45 AM »
Quote from: chess315 on August 22, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
the main reason god hates branch is because he hates squats as hes well over 6ft tall so he prefers hacks and leggpresses

Branch over 6 feet  ???

Or do you mean God is over 6 feet?  Maybe God is a black lesbian midget bitch, who knows ????????????
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2011, 01:33:51 AM »
God doesnt hate anybody. He may set up obsticles in your life for you to overcome, but thats not hate. Think of it as your 3rd grade math teacher trying o get you to learn the multiplication table. She was a bitch, felt like she hated you but in the long run, it all worked out  
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2011, 01:43:15 AM »
Quote from: airosol on August 22, 2011, 01:33:51 AM
God doesnt hate anybody. He may set up obsticles in your life for you to overcome, but thats not hate. Think of it as your 3rd grade math teacher trying o get you to learn the multiplication table. She was a bitch, felt like she hated you but in the long run, it all worked out  
Nice comparison, except for the fact that math teachers really exist....
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2011, 01:48:39 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on August 22, 2011, 01:43:15 AM
Nice comparison, except for the fact that math teachers really exist....

IMHO God exists, dont always agree with the shit he does. rarely agree with the shit people do in his name. but hes there, like a warm blanket, just get close to him, he'll warm you up
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2011, 02:02:15 AM »
Quote from: airosol on August 22, 2011, 01:48:39 AM
IMHO God exists, dont always agree with the shit he does. rarely agree with the shit people do in his name. but hes there, like a warm blanket, just get close to him, he'll warm you up
I can imagine that must be a good feeling, something like that. But I just don't buy it...
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2011, 02:41:36 AM »
Quote from: airosol on August 22, 2011, 01:48:39 AM
IMHO God exists, dont always agree with the shit he does. rarely agree with the shit people do in his name. but hes there, like a warm blanket, just get close to him, he'll warm you up

I just wanna know what do you guys smoke? How on fuck do I get close to some imaginary God LOL.
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2011, 03:10:02 AM »
Quote from: deceiver on August 22, 2011, 02:41:36 AM
I just wanna know what do you guys smoke? How on fuck do I get close to some imaginary God LOL.
incense, I guess...
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2011, 03:53:25 AM »
Not that he hates Branch. Branch was given free will just like the rest of us and he chooses to train like a total f*cktartd
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2011, 04:35:44 AM »
Quote from: pluck on August 21, 2011, 09:47:46 AM
I thought you were a motherfucking atheist?? !!?!?!??!?!

you do realise hes being extremely sarcastic and is just taking the piss that for all branchs devotion to god and jesus he is getting royaly fucked on, all while leading up to a contest where he has a good shot of cementing his name as one of the legends in the history of the sport he has dedicated his life to?

i feel very sorry for branch but i think its kind of funny in a sadistic way
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2011, 04:37:41 AM »
Quote from: Colemans#1 on August 22, 2011, 04:35:44 AM
you do realise hes being extremely sarcastic and is just taking the piss that for all branchs devotion to god and jesus he is getting royaly fucked on, all while leading up to a contest where he has a good shot of cementing his name as one of the legends in the history of the sport he has dedicated his life to?

i feel very sorry for branch but i think its kind of funny in a sadistic way
Sorry you have to be #2 - Hulkster swings from Ronnies salty black raisens and will never let go.
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2011, 04:46:30 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 04:37:41 AM
Sorry you have to be #2 - Hulkster swings from Ronnies salty black raisens and will never let go.

haha fair enough, been sporting this user on various bb forums for about 6 years or so lol. Im happy to leave any nut hugging to Hulkster.
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2011, 06:16:31 AM »
I guess the 1/4 inch reps were worth it. ::)
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2011, 08:41:19 AM »
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #47 on: August 22, 2011, 10:27:58 AM »
god loves branch warren, everything happens for a reason
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Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
« Reply #48 on: August 22, 2011, 10:29:03 AM »
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