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Cranky Vince
« on: August 27, 2011, 06:33:28 PM »
You'll thank me later. Fucking comedy gold.

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Re: Cranky Vince
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2011, 07:33:25 PM »
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SITTING AROUND CAMPFIRE WITH HHH®, STEPH, WRITERS AND HOUSE STAFF, SINGING MY FAVORITE CAMP SONGS, ROASTING POWER BARS ON STICKS. MILD WOOD.


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Re: Cranky Vince
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2011, 07:44:09 PM »
oh man lol


HURRICANE IRENE® HYSTERIA IN FULL EFFECT. SENDING BUTLER TO STORE TO STOCK UP ON BABY OIL, MUSCLE MILK AND BABY OIL. FUCK YOU.
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EVERYONE IN DEN, WATCHING INDECENT PROPOSAL ON VHS. STEPH ON LAP, WHISPERING HOW THE "MONEY ON BED" SCENE IS MY FAVORITE. WINKING PROFUSELY.
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Re: Cranky Vince
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2011, 07:53:27 PM »
A lot of them are lame, but a few are gold and definitely make it worth reading through.


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ON THE BOWL, MOCKINGLY READING LIBERAL NY TIMES RAG OUT LOUD, BALLS RESTING 3 INCHES DEEP IN TOILET WATER, FUCK YOU.

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ON TREADMILL, CHIC INTERN READING ME MY ADVANCED COPY OF DICK CHENEY'S MEMOIRS. FLEXING PECS & WINKING AT HER AS SHE DESCRIBES WATERBOARDING



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Re: Cranky Vince
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2011, 07:58:52 PM »
Yeh, they're hit or miss, but the hits are incredible


PREPPING FOR HURRICANE IRENE®. FORTIFYING SECRET SMUSH ROOM IN POOLHOUSE WITH SAND BAGS. LINDA HAS NO CLUE. WHAT A RIB!
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A SEGWAY. A GODDAMN SEGWAY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A PRACTICAL GIFT? WHERE DO I PUT MY BALLS IN THIS THING? GODDAMN.
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