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Caption this pic
« on: August 25, 2011, 12:54:58 PM »
I'll start:
short haired girl: "5 years ago, all these guys would be hitting on me, but I'm still the shit. Oh well, at least I don't have fat arms. And who is she to wear the same color as me?"

long haired girl: "Why are all the black guys hitting on me?"

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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2011, 12:58:35 PM »
Short hair - "damn if i had some big tits like her, nobody would ever notice my Slanted to shit eyes "
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2011, 01:00:20 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 25, 2011, 12:54:58 PM
I'll start:
short haired girl: "5 years ago, all these guys would be hitting on me, but I'm still the shit. Oh well, at least I don't have fat arms. And who is she to wear the same color as me?"

long haired girl: "Why are all the black guys hitting on me?"



I would ravage the white on the left.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 01:03:00 PM »
Short haired girl: I'm in better shape than you. Your arms are fat

Long haired girl: Bullshit! I'm all muscle. My trainer Will Brink is the best trainer in the world. He's so cool that he knew I was going out and let me wear his bra tonight. Your tits look like shit. And thanks to Will Brinks bra, mine look absolutely phenomenal.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2011, 01:05:05 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 25, 2011, 12:54:58 PM
I'll start:
short haired girl: "5 years ago, all these guys would be hitting on me, but I'm still the shit. Oh well, at least I don't have fat arms. And who is she to wear the same color as me?"

long haired girl: "Why are all the black guys hitting on me?"



both chubby and look like crap naked...........integrit y ??
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2011, 01:07:00 PM »
Black guy holding the camera: "smile and say mudshark"
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2011, 01:09:11 PM »
DAMN! as much as the tits are calling me, i can't stop looking at that girls fucked up eyes  :-\
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2011, 01:11:08 PM »
white guy in background:

"i'm gonna fuck my sister tonight"
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2011, 01:18:11 PM »
I want it to be clear, both of these are what are called "Thick Chicks" (not fat, but almost there)
and yes, I would hit both...ain't gonna lie, and if ANYONE says that they wouldn't, they are a damn liar...

Both look like they were on the prowl, the long haired one probably believes her boobs are her best asset, therefore the plunging neckline...and I am willing to bet, they probably have some nice convo as well.
Check their eyes (regardless of the shorthaired one's) and you'll see someone who chances are would be pretty damn good.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2011, 01:18:54 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 25, 2011, 01:18:11 PM
I want it to be clear, both of these are what are called "Thick Chicks" (not fat, but almost there)
and yes, I would hit both...ain't gonna lie, and if ANYONE says that they wouldn't, they are a damn liar...

Both look like they were on the prowl, the long haired one probably believes her boobs are her best asset, therefore the plunging neckline...and I am willing to bet, they probably have some nice convo as well.
Check their eyes (regardless of the shorthaired one's) and you'll see someone who chances are would be pretty damn good.

you're joking right?  they're fat as shit.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2011, 01:19:55 PM »
yup they probably oink during sex.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2011, 01:20:21 PM »
I bet these 2 women were quite presentable 10 years ago, women age like mouldy dog shit.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2011, 02:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on August 25, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
I bet these 2 women were quite presentable 10 years ago, women age like mouldy dog shit.

Women age like milk, men like wine.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2011, 02:13:02 PM »
the one with the big boobs is actually really cute. If she lost some weight, she would be pretty hot.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2011, 02:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Deicide on August 25, 2011, 02:09:29 PM
Women age like milk, men like wine.

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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2011, 02:25:35 PM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on August 25, 2011, 01:18:54 PM
you're joking right?  they're fat as shit.
No, they still are presentable---and the long haired ones boobs grab your attention---her best asset.
5-10 pounds on her she will be fat...double chin, a gut, bigger arms than Heath. But, the short haired one could loose 5-10, and be a smoker...she knows how to apply eye makeup, and has a sortof cutesy look to her...and she knows it...she gives a full face shot, whereas the long haired one is turned to the side (self conscious about her weight).
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2011, 02:27:14 PM »
I would hump them both.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2011, 02:27:21 PM »
The short haired broad looks like lady gaga if she would of got knocked up at 18
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2011, 02:30:34 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 25, 2011, 12:54:58 PM




Thelma and Louise - The Mudshark Years.
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2011, 06:04:26 PM »
Short haired gal " Its almost closing time and that asshole hasnt even looked this way"


Long haired one "Dont worry I'll text him in the parking lot and tell him that we only dig black dudes anyways"




Chick taking the picture "so no free drinks for us "hot girls" tonight!...good thing I saved some pot from this afternoon"


Girl in the back  "those three granades have been taking pics all night...losers!

Dj over the music playing  " Generation Nothingness where mudsharks come to jam baby! "


Dude in the back -  WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2011, 08:08:24 PM »
"I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so."
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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2011, 08:58:42 PM »
Quote from: conflicted on August 25, 2011, 08:08:24 PM
"I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so."

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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2011, 09:04:15 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 25, 2011, 01:18:11 PM
I want it to be clear, both of these are what are called "Thick Chicks" (not fat, but almost there)
and yes, I would hit both...ain't gonna lie, and if ANYONE says that they wouldn't, they are a damn liar...

Both look like they were on the prowl, the long haired one probably believes her boobs are her best asset, therefore the plunging neckline...and I am willing to bet, they probably have some nice convo as well.
Check their eyes (regardless of the shorthaired one's) and you'll see someone who chances are would be pretty damn good.

the bit in bold.. god, e-fucking-standards make me laugh, like fuck any red blooded male would kick em out of bed..  ::) especially the big boobed girl..
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