On average, people consume more calories at Subway than they do at McDonalds. People think that if they put fuckin' lettuce on their wheat bread that it'll somehow magically cancel out the mayo, oil, and liter-cola they just knocked back with a chocolate cookie for desert. Like the assholes who order diet soda with their double cheese, double pepperoni pizzas

If you're lazy, Boars Head is the way to go. I like to purchase an entire high quality chicken or turkey and throw it in my smoker for about 8 hours. Then, I got awesome, delicious meat for at least a week.