Author Topic: Call Me Crazy, But I Think Greg Kovacs Could... (Read 3882 times)

The RedMeatKid · « **on:** September 18, 2011, 04:15:25 PM »

Become Mr. Olympia. He blew his career by trying to get shredded. Greg needs to focus on what Greg does best: become an inhuman mass monster. Pull out all the stops, eat like an animal, lift like a madman, with hgh he could eclipse the fuckin sun. Size size and more size and Greg just might be Mr. O

tu_holmes · « **Reply #1 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:17:01 PM »

He can't even wipe his own ass... I think he might want to leave bodybuilding alone.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #2 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:17:51 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on September 18, 2011, 04:17:01 PM

He can't even wipe his own ass... I think he might want to leave bodybuilding alone.

lol, yes, focus first on being able to shit unassisted, then work on the bodybuilding.

JZMB · « **Reply #3 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:18:56 PM »

No way.. guy was big, but there was no shape for Mr. O.. I saw a video of him that he looked good.. but even at his peak he shoudnt be able to place high at top shows..

Also didnt have any legs

tu_holmes · « **Reply #4 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on September 18, 2011, 04:17:51 PM

lol, yes, focus first on being able to shit unassisted, then work on the bodybuilding.

My kids could wipe their own asses at 3.

Right now my kids > Kovacs.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:19:09 PM »

He had a very short peak. The amount of drugs that guy was on was enough to kill a horse.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #6 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:20:37 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on September 18, 2011, 04:17:01 PM

He can't even wipe his own ass... I think he might want to leave bodybuilding alone.

Who gives a fuck? You gonna give him a rim job? I'm talking about Greg unleashing his genetic freakiness and stepping on stage at 400 lbs, ripped!

tu_holmes · « **Reply #7 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:23:00 PM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 18, 2011, 04:20:37 PM

Who gives a fuck? You gonna give him a rim job? I'm talking about Greg unleashing his genetic freakiness and stepping on stage at 400 lbs, ripped!

Kovacs might give a fuck.

It's a goddam embarassment that you can't wipe your own ass! In the back of every judges mind will be "Yes... he's huge, but he can't wipe his own ass."

What kind of ambassador for the "sport" is a guy who can't wipe his own ass?

It will not be "cool" to see him on stage that big, when you know he will barely be able to move.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #8 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:31:24 PM »

That's just a rumor Nasser started because he was intimidated by Greg's size.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #9 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:40:58 PM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 18, 2011, 04:31:24 PM

That's just a rumor Nasser started because he was intimidated by Greg's size.

That's possible, but it's a crazy rumor that someone could easily dispell.

I've never heard Kovacs say, please... I'll wipe my ass right here.

He could easily just make the motion and disprove it immediately.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #10 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:14:30 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 18, 2011, 04:15:25 PM

Become Mr. Olympia. He blew his career by trying to get shredded. Greg needs to focus on what Greg does best: become an inhuman mass monster. Pull out all the stops, eat like an animal, lift like a madman, with hgh he could eclipse the fuckin sun. Size size and more size and Greg just might be Mr. O

You are funny. Haha.

SquidVicious · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:21:49 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 18, 2011, 04:15:25 PM

Become Mr. Olympia. He blew his career by trying to get shredded. Greg needs to focus on what Greg does best: become an inhuman mass monster. Pull out all the stops, eat like an animal, lift like a madman, with hgh he could eclipse the fuckin sun. Size size and more size and Greg just might be Mr. O

Hi Greg!

AZbodybuilder · « **Reply #12 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:17:16 AM »

He has no shape, he wouldnt even place top 10

ChristopherA · « **Reply #13 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:32:34 AM »

Lots of fish biting this morning

Swlabr · « **Reply #14 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:32:56 AM »

Man of Steel · « **Reply #15 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:34:38 AM »

Kovacs incline presses 2000lbs for 18.

Swlabr · « **Reply #16 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:36:30 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2011, 07:34:38 AM

Kovacs incline presses 2000lbs for 18.

lol

affeman · « **Reply #17 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:37:10 AM »

Considering that this guy is a 4 time Mr. Olympia I guess you're right, he could.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:37:33 AM »

There WAS a car salesman here in the Vancouver area who was nick-named "Shitpants" as he was so fat he couldn't wipe his ass, a real nightmare was buying the demonstrator car which was his loaner!!!

Darren Avey · « **Reply #19 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:26:27 AM »

Greg just needs to go on the nitro tech/cell tech stack where his bench press will go up 1887.33% and he ll gain 82.32 lbs of muscle in 2.34 weeks. Then he ll trim off with hydroxycut and be ready for the stage.

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