Just got out of recovery, need to right a resume.

[Princess L]

I wanna get a job, starting today, as that's what the doc said.

Now I've come to terms with my inability to get off the couch

Well he said don't return to work until three weeks after. I of course have no job so  I waited until that day to start looking.

Your lack of motivation and initiative speak volumes.  That coupled with a lack of a basic English skills qualifies you for little more than cleaning toilets. I'm not sure I'd even hire you to do that. 

[reppingfor20]

Your lack of motivation and initiative speak volumes.  That coupled with a lack of a basic English skills qualifies you for little more than cleaning toilets. I'm not sure I'd even hire you to do that. 

he just had surgery for god sakes!  He shouldn't work for a month or more!  He should go to county assistance or state assistance to help with food and money or housing so he can recover fully.

[Spicoli]

he just had surgery for god sakes!  He shouldn't work for a month or more!  He should go to county assistance or state assistance to help with food and money or housing so he can recover fully.

Church.

[pillowtalk]

Yeah I guess this is the most pathetic of laziness but I can't be the only one around here looking for a job, I know wiggs is a top pic, are there any others.



Alright here goes I've been out of surgery for 3 weeks today(personal shit I ain't getting into), so I need to get a resume done up fast, lost the files of my old one, but I wanna get a job, starting today, as that's what the doc said.

Now I've come to terms with my inability to get off the couch and close get big, so please if someone could post a sample resume, I could copy and paste it'd be great.

P.S. you can try owning me too.

Frontal lobotomy.

I will give you credit for being able to find the keyboard 

PT

[dustin]

LOL brutal replies!

No help from me because I suck at it and have been employed for over 4 years at my stressful job, but kudos for admitting that you need help.

It doesn't right any wrongs but it takes nuts of steal and hopefully.continues a positive trend. Just don't be a lazy fuck and flip burgers or pick up dog shit if it's a mean to an end. Do anything you can until something better comes up.