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certainly fits your theory son
Easy there, kiddo. WTF part about "you more than likely..." don't you understand. And for the record, many a woman and more than a few men have bumped uglies with a turd because of fame and/or fortune. It's called being "financially hung". Seal is as fugly as they come and sings like a recording of a fart played backwards, i.e., it sounds like shit either way. His wife is nothing to write home about and even if he did write home his family probably can't read. Its said we all sprang from apes, he and his family just couldn't jump far enough. FTN.
As for me being your "son", I'm probably old enough to be your father or grandfather but fortunately for both of us your mother has better taste in men.
Consider this a lesson in how it's done, youngster. Later kid.

This old man needs his rest...