because i'm not a bitter scumbag.
Tsk, tak Wiggs, let's not play the moral or ethical card---there is a bitter scumbag in all of us---no matter how small, there is a Grinch or Scrooge in all of us...it makes life rewarding, because we can look at ourselves and say, "That's fucked up!"
besides the Holidays are coming up, no more dinners with "everybody" present, no more gifts from a certain someone...oops, there I go being a scumbag...see how easy it is the slip that in?
It's all good Wiggs, I'm trying to have a little humor here.