"mr. big dick" isn't christmas music you pussy gimmick. 
"Gimmick"? You lame duck product of the union of two close relatives. Exactly you pussy. Fuck you, you pusillanimous dung beetle. By your feeble attempt to chastise me for stating I am atheist, you shame any "faith" you may have ever laid claim to with your disgusting portrayal of your favorite "Christmas" music. If there is a God, then by all means his wrath should be upon the one who claims the honor of worshiping his son through filthy shit music.
That, little turdling, would be you. Now, fuck off before I insult you by using words that don't show up on Urban Dictionary.
You're in over your head sport. Oh...wait! You can just respond with the usual "meltdown" so often chosen by mental eunuchs like yourself. If shit were music, you'd be an orchestra.
