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Re: For DEM CLASSY HOES ... STEP YO GAME UP PHIL THE GIFT HEATH
« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2011, 09:42:34 AM »
i fucking hate condoms, maybe its because i cant roll them of as it should

Fuck yeah.  I had one horrible experience with it.  Had this hot girl, one of the hottest I've ever met.  Kind of surprised how the fuck I managed to pick her up, go back to her place and wants to fuck, but wants me to bag it up.  Now I never carry condoms, but she had some (yep, any broad that carries condoms is not responsible but is a slut).  Now these aren't trojans or ramses, but they had some japanese sounding name.

I unroll it on my dick and the thing suffocated my cock.  I went limp and it was too tight.  I tried another condom and same shit.  I ended up just getting angry and just left.  Fucking hate condoms.

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Re: For DEM CLASSY HOES ... STEP YO GAME UP PHIL THE GIFT HEATH
« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2011, 10:12:23 AM »
Fuck yeah.  I had one horrible experience with it.  Had this hot girl, one of the hottest I've ever met.  Kind of surprised how the fuck I managed to pick her up, go back to her place and wants to fuck, but wants me to bag it up.  Now I never carry condoms, but she had some (yep, any broad that carries condoms is not responsible but is a slut).  Now these aren't trojans or ramses, but they had some japanese sounding name.

I unroll it on my dick and the thing suffocated my cock.  I went limp and it was too tight.  I tried another condom and same shit.  I ended up just getting angry and just left.  Fucking hate condoms.
Maybe because they were...JAPANESE CONDOMS! Meant for the smaller man, not the "other" man.

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Re: Louis Vuitton will soon release a LV condom which will be sold at $68
« Reply #52 on: December 14, 2011, 11:08:53 AM »
http://www.ghanacelebrities.com/2011/09/18/random-ridiculousness-louis-vuitton-coming-out-with-condoms-for-68-dollars-which-chick-will-deserve-the-designer-condoms-who-will-not


 Louis Vuitton will soon release a LV condom which will be sold at $68… Ridiculous right?
 







The bootleggers will have them for $5.00.. No one will know the difference.

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Re: For DEM CLASSY HOES ... STEP YO GAME UP PHIL THE GIFT HEATH
« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2011, 02:47:53 AM »
yeah, if u don't get wet then what is the point ???
amen brother!!!  ;D
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