With a recent spate of ownings and meltdowns on the rise, I've decided to be charitable and highlight some ground rules. Chances are you won't read them anyway, so it gives more ammunition to insert into our posts via the internet.
1. Don't try to out muscle us. A true get bigger will always play themselves as bigger than that brown chode of a Mr Olympia. It doesn't garner any respect.
2. Don't act like you're natural when you're clearly not Pat Banya
3. When in doubt, shut the fuck up.
4. No matter how shit your post is or how far your anus has pushed back to Oblivion, at least your didn't buy fake Kigs.
5. G4P. If you've done it and stir shit, we will post it to your work, gf, dad, and anyone whose relationship you value. We will gladly take your slaps and spit for the laughter we hear from others knowing that you're a homo.
6. GH15 is Nasser Steve Blechmann your mom.
7. Everyone fucks your mom repeatedly. In and around the mouth. Everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. homo.
8. There are guys on this board. Please cover your sphincter with a sewer hole cover. And if you posted a shirtless pic, expect our inhouse fags, OneMoreRep, BayGDM and Vince G to jerk off to it and spread it to their numerous boyfriends.... just like AIDS.
9. Benny B isn't pissed off because he's a minority, he's just been too busy brutally owning himself with every political thread to suck his quota of dicks. If you deliver a shit post, insert a cock into your mouth. It might not fix the problem, but just go ahead and say mmm cock, yummy because you're already a homo anyway.
10. DISREGARD THE ABOVE. THE CULT WANTS NAY, NEEDS TO REPEATEDLY OWN YOU TO A THIN PASTE TO LUBRICATE OUR SERVER'S COGS and send to Gregg Valentino to inject straight into the muscle
Cocks.
