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Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« on: January 24, 2012, 08:46:27 PM »
http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fleshlight-developing-ipad-case-you-can-bone



Confirmed: Fleshlight Developing an iPad Case You Can Have Sex With

The iPad's a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain't made for love. That's why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it's not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon.

We've covered the Fleshlight and its many permutations both inside and out, so naturally when we heard about a fit this natural we took it on ourselves to figure out if a real version was in the works. Here's what we turned up, straight from Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin:

It's another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.

So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2012, 08:47:33 PM »
fleshlights are a bitch to maintain

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 09:11:12 PM »
I hope it's released in time for the Olympia webcast.

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 09:18:43 PM »
How about I have sex with your mom instead?

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 09:19:57 PM »
this is the wrong time to be a teacher
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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 10:46:04 PM »
I hope it's released in time for the Olympia webcast.

L O L

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2012, 11:24:18 PM »
I hope it's released in time for the Olympia webcast.

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 11:25:40 PM »
I hope it's released in time for the Olympia webcast.

lol

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 05:38:55 AM »
http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fleshlight-developing-ipad-case-you-can-bone



Confirmed: Fleshlight Developing an iPad Case You Can Have Sex With

The iPad's a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain't made for love. That's why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it's not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon.

We've covered the Fleshlight and its many permutations both inside and out, so naturally when we heard about a fit this natural we took it on ourselves to figure out if a real version was in the works. Here's what we turned up, straight from Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin:

It's another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.

So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.

this is what I need.

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 05:41:12 AM »

Bay can't wait to buy this :)

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 05:43:32 AM »
I hope it's released in time for the Olympia webcast.

LOL!!  :D :D
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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 06:55:05 AM »
is there a grapefruit app??

 :D :D :D

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 06:57:17 AM »
I don't want a fucking ipad.

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 07:03:54 AM »
i cant wait to fuck the shit out of a olympia competitor, a real bbing fan wants that

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 07:04:18 AM »
Hahahaha - sex with your Ipad? I hope it's released in time for the Olympia webcast!!!


Oh, wait....

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2012, 08:01:02 AM »
LOL WTF,, where do people come up with the shit??  ???  ::)

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2012, 08:53:18 AM »

 Now you have a reason to watch kai green guest posing.

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Re: Now you can have sex with your iPad!
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2012, 09:43:40 AM »
Lol, I remember people joking when the Iphone came out - Next version will be able to fuck you too!
Epic lulz.