Oh brother, this one has it all:
"I am a petite, sweet Canadian who currently lives in Providence for work. I will be moving back to Ottawa in July. I miss my big, warm, funny family and close friends in Canada. They mean everything to me and if you knew them you would see why immediately! I am looking for a kind, honest, genuine, down to earth, strong-minded, intelligent, and hilarious man who can challenge me and embrace me as an important part of his life. If you can be passionate about an intelligent, witty, sweet, considerate, caring, family-oriented professional woman who looks great in stilettos I just may be the one for you. If you are seeking a fling or a short-term relationship, however, our life-stages won't jive. Please be confident (but humble), romantic, chivalrous, affectionate, fun-loving, loyal, and able to relax, yet motivated and focused when it comes to education and career."