If you would like me to keep posting, please adhere to the following conditions
1.Blue stars..not because I strutted my stuff in a thong, just because they look neat.
2.The title of "Special Guest"
3.A microphone will be sent to my residence, so I can chat with members whenever I choose.
4.A new username...something that commands respect like "The Mayor of Bodybuilding", only less homosexual.
5.A rep system installed so I can "neg" anyone who disagrees with my opinion.
6.It will be implied that I would "hit" any subject in a WYHI thread, unless said subject has a penis or has had intercourse with a black man.
7.Some type of pie...I prefer apple
If these demands are not met in the next 72 hours, or whenever you get around to it, I will strongly consider not posting for the rest of the day.