Soooo...
1) Go to toilet - with an interesting book which explains and discusses the Einsatztruppen in the east and how normal men and woman become mass murders (largly based on the final solution).
2) When finished upsailing the Cosby's look for somewhere to put my book
3) See basket on side of me
4) Put book in basket
5) Wipe ass
6) Take book out imediatly seeing that the basket has some fresh tampons of my wife in it
7) In horror turning book over to see that half if the pages are now bright red
Laughing at the irony