What are some of the funniest pranks you have pulled (mods please leave up)

[El Diablo Blanco]

Oh man... I've done a lot of wicked shit when I was a teenager, almost all of it involving the phone...

1) Calling up a schoolmate's dad, pretending to be from the police ("narcotics officer"), telling him his son was nicked for being found wandering the streets off his face on drugs

2) Calling up a so-called hard man whose wife was suspected of having extramarital affairs and pretending to be an angry lad who was to meet her for a shag and got stood up

3) The typical sending three, four, five extra large special pizzas to people

4) Calling up a very sexy female psychologist and asking her to help me with a very, very serious problem... pretending to be almost in tears... she got very concerned about my problem and wanted to know all about it... finally I revealed the issue as having shagged a prozzie the night before and woke up with blisters on my cock

5) Calling random teachers up in the  middle of the night, pretending I was about to commit suicide due to them giving me low marks (awesome guilt trip for them)

countless other shit, in hindsight it was bad karma

Sons and daughters....

[makaveli25]

Ahh I miss being a kid playing in the woods starting huge leaf fires. Almost burned down this park one time lol. The cops showed up and we booked it right up through the creek. Hid for about 2 hours. Finally had to walk on the street to get back to my buddies house. Within 30 seconds a squad car rolled up on us and took us in. At that age they just called our parents. They weren't to mad thank god. Instead of getting high or drunk back then you had to do crazy shit for entertainment.

[HTexan]

Ahh I miss being a kid playing in the woods starting huge leaf fires. Almost burned down this park one time lol. The cops showed up and we booked it right up through the creek. Hid for about 2 hours. Finally had to walk on the street to get back to my buddies house. Within 30 seconds a squad car rolled up on us and took us in. At that age they just called our parents. They weren't to mad thank god. Instead of getting high or drunk back then you had to do crazy shit for entertainment.

you firestarters are weird.. 

had a friend when i was a kid that always wanted to start fires. one time, he started a fire with some chemicals and it wouldn't go out. we all had to fucking piss on it to put it out. last time we played with dude.

[makaveli25]

you firestarters are weird.. 

had a friend when i was a kid that always wanted to start fires. one time, he started a fire with some chemicals and it wouldn't go out. we all had to fucking piss on it to put it out. last time we played with dude.

Haha we were all into it. This was like in 6-8th grade. We would have people buy packs of ciggerettes for us to. We would go in the woods smoke cigs all day haha. It was epic. Anything we weren't suppose to do at that age was a blast doing. Wish I still had that kind of fun.

[apply85]

i was the one kid caughing up a lung from cigarettes, still cant smoke evem if i tried

[calfzilla]

I injected oil into Jay Cutlers arm when he was sleeping.  Hit a vain on accident and cost him the Olympia.

[Super Natural]

Went camping in college.. we were camped next to a tent full of these really stuck up bitches. One of my mates found their toiletries and camera laying in their tent... so we took a whole lot of pictures with the camera (for them to find later) with their tooth brushes between our butt cheeks  

[The Italian Lifter]

Went camping in college.. we were camped next to a tent full of these really stuck up bitches. One of my mates found their toiletries and camera laying in their tent... so we took a whole lot of pictures with the camera (for them to find later) with their tooth brushes between our butt cheeks  

now that's funny

[BigCyp]

I once told your mom I didn't have aids hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha 

[calfzilla]

now that's funny

X2. Great prank.

[HTexan]

I didn't pull this prank but funny as hell.
When I was in 10th grade I went to compete for a few days in another city. There were 6 of us in 2 rooms. This one dude was laying on his stomach in bed watching TV. So this dude got to the side of him, facing dude. And whipped out his fucking dick.  So from an angle, it look like Dude was sucking his dick.  he had another dude take a picture.......
That wasn't the prank. The prank happen the next week in school when the guy that took the pic, got them developed and started pasting copies around school. He was telling everyone that both the other dudes were gay. And were have sex the whole night. 

[Bad News Brown]

Couple packs of extra strength laxative pills mixed into a cake. Had the family members shitting for days!!!! 

[BIG ACH]

I was usually a good kid...  only thing that jumps out in my mind is one time is sharpening my pencil into my teacher's coffee mug, then watching him drink it and then spit out all over the classroom floor!

[bigbadwolfe]

I have a 15 yr old son who left his facebook account open a few months ago so of course I took a look around on it Well upon finding nothing to bad I figured it was only fair that I post on there about how he is a Chubby Chaser and that he is Down with the Round and if any of the chubby chics in his high school were in need of a homecoming date to hit him up cause he likes his girls like he likes his Salsa Thick and Chunky!!! Well needless to say his girlfriend did not find it as amusing as myself and my training partners did. She got a little pissed and was blowing up his phone hahahah!!!  But he did have some chubbys asking

Ohh and for the record I didnt do this cause I'm a dick I did it cause he got me shortly before that about coming out of the closet and taking it in the ass on my page. We got a great father son relationship

[Borracho]

I won't take the credit for this one cause it was actually my little brother and his friends. They were drinking at a party and one kid passed out and they thought it'd be funny to put egg whites on the kids ass. When he woke up he was all freaked out thinking wtf is this shit?? They told him he was talking to some strange older dude at the party last time they saw him. So this kid thought he got raped for a few days and nearly committed suicide before they told him the truth.

[BIG ACH]

I have a 15 yr old son who left his facebook account open a few months ago so of course I took a look around on it Well upon finding nothing to bad I figured it was only fair that I post on there about how he is a Chubby Chaser and that he is Down with the Round and if any of the chubby chics in his high school were in need of a homecoming date to hit him up cause he likes his girls like he likes his Salsa Thick and Chunky!!! Well needless to say his girlfriend did not find it as amusing as myself and my training partners did. She got a little pissed and was blowing up his phone hahahah!!!  But he did have some chubbys asking

Ohh and for the record I didnt do this cause I'm a dick I did it cause he got me shortly before that about coming out of the closet and taking it in the ass on my page. We got a great father son relationship

You were describing yourself on his facebook page basically 

[tu_holmes]

Back in the day, I knew a guy who was dating someone under age.

Now, he was about 21 or so, and she was like 16.... Honestly I didn't care, but we knew we could fuck with him about it.

So I had my girl call up to his work and pretend to be from the country social services agency.

By the end of the call he thought he was going to jail... He was so worked up that we had to let him in on it, or else we were afraid he would drive off a cliff.

[Irongrip400]

Had a buddy in college, he was pretty ruthless.  A dude left his car at our house, and my roomated shaved all of his pubes and stuffed them in the AC vent and turned the vent up on high.  Needless to say, dude got a facefull of pubes when he started his car.  This same dude worked at a chinese restaurant and when any of our frat brother would order food, he would sometimes put laxitive in them.  Once, during greek week, we submitted a chicken nacho disch and it was coated in mineral oil.  Everyone go the shits.